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():funny quotes (263): $100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded...


Posted by Jack B. Quick on 07-Aug-2005

$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded...

$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000--by which time it will be worth nothing.

- Lazarus Long

   

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():funny quotes (263): "... It's easy if you try."...


Posted by Fran Mcgrath on 07-Aug-2005

"... It's easy if you try."...

"... It's easy if you try."
- Lennon


"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
- Marx

   

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():funny quotes (263): "Get your facts first, and then you can distort...


Posted by Akdadevil Bavarian Butchers on 07-Aug-2005

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort...

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
- Mark Twain

   

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():funny quotes (263): Beer is good food....


Posted by Rik Jordan on 07-Aug-2005

Beer is good food....

Beer is good food.
- John Goodman

   

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():funny quotes (263): The problem with the world is that everyone...


Posted by Charlie Rich on 07-Aug-2005
The problem with the world is that everyone...
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart

   

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():funny quotes (263): "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted...


Posted by Beck on 07-Aug-2005
"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted...
"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
- Gloria Steinem

   

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