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| Posted by Griffs on 14-Aug-2005 | 2 QuotesBelieve in your dreams, except the one in which you go to work naked.
-Anonymous
Hit any user to continue.
-Anonymous
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| Posted by Bitch 90210 on 14-Aug-2005 | The Best Things Ever Said II~ Man: An animal [whose]...chief occupation is extermination of other
animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such
insistent rapidityas to infest the whole inhabitable earth and Canada.
~ Woman: An animal...having a rudimentary susceptibility to
domestication... The species is the most widely distributed of all beasts
of prey... The woman is omnivorous and can be taught not to talk.
~ Cabbage: A...vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
~ The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image
of fulfillment.
~ Boy meets girl: girl get's bot into pickle: boy gets pickle into girl.
~ Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change
color and fall from the trees.
~ I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.
~ I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're
upstairs in my socks.
~ The doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his
client to plant vines.
~ Talk is cheap because supple exceeds demand.
~ Anyone can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
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| Posted by creamofsumdumguy on 14-Aug-2005 | My Uncle"Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life, I think about
the last words of my favorite uncle: 'A truck!'"
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| Posted by Enobmort Edils on 14-Aug-2005 | Quotes from Bernard Shaw"One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't
and don't."
"If parents would only realize how they bore their children!"
"Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that
the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another."
"The golden rule is that there is no golden rule."
"We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a
nation we don't dress well and we've no manners."
"The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life."
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| Posted by Kaveh C. Mohebbi on 14-Aug-2005 | Woman Catching a Fly BallIf a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even
considering if there is a man on base.
--Dave Barry
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| Posted by Emily Eddy on 14-Aug-2005 | Wise MenA wise man never plays leap frog with a unicorn.
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