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| Posted by xai chang birasco on 09-Aug-2005 | 2x3Little Johnny came home one day and told his dad he had a tough day in math.
"What happened?" asked his dad.
"The teacher got mad at me." Little Johnny grumbled.
"What for?" his dad asked.
"She asked me what 2 x 3 was. I told her 6."
"Well, that's right." Said the dad.
"I know." Said Little Johnny.
"But then she asked me what 3 x 2 was."
"Christ! It's the same fucking thing!" Cried the father.
"I know! That's exactly what I told her," huffed Little Johnny.
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| Posted by Renee Depaulis on 09-Aug-2005 | Dad has two!One day, the teacher was teaching a health class on sex education. He pulled down a chart of the male anatomy and asked if anyone knows what this is?
Little Johnny raised his hand excitedly and blurted proudly, "I don't know its name but my dad has two of them."
The professor said, "Johnny, you must be mistaken, your daddy doesn't have two."
Johnny insisted, "Yes he does. He has a little one he uses to pee with, and a big one that mom uses to brush her teeth!"
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| Posted by K9mom on 09-Aug-2005 | G. I. JoeA mom and her little girl at the toys counter during Christmas rush.
Little girl: "Mom, I want Barbie with G.I. Joe."
Mom: "Sweetie, you know Barbie comes with Ken."
Little girl: "No, Mom, Barbie FAKES with Ken, Barbie COMES with G.I. Joe!"
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| Posted by U R A Freaky Person on 09-Aug-2005 | Is this my brain?A three year old boy taking a bath examined his penis and asked, "Mommy, is this my brain?"
The mother replied, "Not yet, honey."
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| Posted by Ha N. Vu on 09-Aug-2005 | Math classLittle Johnny was in his math class one day when the teacher singled him out.
"If I gave you $200," the teacher began, "and you gave $50 to Mary, $50 to Sally and $50 to Susan, what would you have?"
"An orgy," Johnny answered.
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| Posted by Blindy Rox on 09-Aug-2005 | TitswiggleThere was once a woman who owned a dog that she named Titswiggle.
One day when she came home from work she discovered that her beloved dog had run away.
She was out all night asking if anyone had seen a loose dog.
Nobody had seen him that night but the next morning she met a little boy who said that he had seen a stray dog. The dog he described matched hers exactly.
Upon finding out this information she asked the young boy, "Have you seen my Titswiggle?"
Then the boy said, "No, but can that be my reward?"
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