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():bar jokes (2610): 3 piece\\\'s of string at a bar |
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| Posted by Max Willman on 12-Aug-2005 | 3 piece\\\'s of string at a barThree pieces of string walked into a bar. The first piece of string went up to the bar and asked the barman \"Can i have three pints of beer please?\" The barman replied \"No sorry mate, we dont serve pieces of string.\" So it went and sat back down and the second piece of string walked up to the bar and said to the barman \"Alright mate, can i have three pints of beer please?\" and the barman replied \"Look, sorry mate but we do not serve pieces of string\" So back it went to the table and the third piece of string stood up, tied himself on a knot and fraid the egdes. It walked up to the bar and said \"Can I have three pints of beer please?\" the barman said \"Are you a piece of string?\" and the piece of string replied \"No mate, i\'m a fraid knot!!\"
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| Posted by Jake r. grumbeck on 12-Aug-2005 | Gonone nite 3 blonds go
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| Posted by Angie Vaughn on 12-Aug-2005 | Yo mammaYour mamma is like a shotgun, two cocks and a blow
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| Posted by Pizza on 12-Aug-2005 | Yo mamma is so uglyyour mamma is so ugly, shestuck her head out the window and got arrested for moving
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| Posted by Jeanna M. Garloch on 12-Aug-2005 | Three Guys and A BarThree guys walk into a bar.
You\'ld think the third guy would duck!!!
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| Posted by Mandy B on 12-Aug-2005 | Your mammayour mamma is so harry she has to part the hair on her butt to take a crap.
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