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| Posted by afman on 12-Aug-2005 | 5 polocksFive Polacks walk into a bar. They
look around then pull their pants down and they all start to masterbate. The bartender
says "what the hell are you guys doing?"
They all point to a sign on the wall which
reads "first come first served".
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():bar jokes (2610): What happened when the priest cracked one... |
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| Posted by Riesa Lewis on 12-Aug-2005 | What happened when the priest cracked one...What happened when the priest cracked one off at the baptism?
The smell was so horrendous that an elderly member of the congregation had to be taken outside to sit down
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| Posted by Bugs Bunny on 12-Aug-2005 | Whywhy do black people wear caps?
to stop birds shitting on their lips
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():bar jokes (2610): whats funnier than a dead baby?... |
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| Posted by Jeff R. Snow on 12-Aug-2005 | whats funnier than a dead baby?...whats funnier than a dead baby?
a dead baby in a clowns costume
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():bar jokes (2610): whats the difference between buzz aldrin and... |
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| Posted by dj smith on 12-Aug-2005 | whats the difference between buzz aldrin and...whats the difference between buzz aldrin and michael jackson?
buzz aldrin walked on the moon, michaeljackson chains up little boys and fucks them up the arse until they bleed and scream " ah-hoo-hoo ( michael jackson noise)"
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():bar jokes (2610): whats long black and smelly?... |
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| Posted by Zarra on 12-Aug-2005 | whats long black and smelly?...whats long black and smelly?
the welfare queue
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