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A couple of Redskins fans, Bubba and Bo, are...

A couple of Redskins fans, Bubba and Bo, are hunting in the woods in the rural south when Bo falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Bubba whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is silence, then a shot is heard. Bubba's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"

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	():other funny jokes (4827): I remember when I was a sophomore. . ....

Posted by Matt L. Giardina on 07-Aug-2005

I remember when I was a sophomore. . ....

I remember when I was a sophomore. . .
Best three years of my life.

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	():other funny jokes (4827): Life is a game, the object of which...

Posted by Raleigh Upshur on 07-Aug-2005

Life is a game, the object of which...

Life is a game, the object of which
is to discover the object of the game.

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	():other funny jokes (4827): A women recently called the police to report...

Posted by christine margolis on 07-Aug-2005

A women recently called the police to report...

A women recently called the police to report that her home was being invaded by elves. However a search of the premises by the Elf Squad revealed nothing amiss. When asked how the elves gained entrance, the woman replied, "They came in through that window."

"But that's a blank wall," the officer in charge remarked, "There's no window there."

"Not any more, there isn't," the women agreed, "They took it with them when they left."

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	():other funny jokes (4827): A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a...

Posted by Matt Zeypher on 07-Aug-2005

A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a...

A seventh grade Biology teacher arranged a demonstration for his class. He took two earth worms and in front of the class he did the following: He dropped the first worm into a beaker of water where it dropped to the bottom and wriggled about. He dropped the second worm into a beaker of Ethyl alchohol and it immediately shriveled up and died. He asked the class if anyone knew what this demonstration was intended to show them.

A boy in the second row immediately shot his arm up and, when called on said:
"You're showing us that if you drink alcohol, you won't have worms."

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	():other funny jokes (4827): One morning, Farmer Brodt woke up, looked...

Posted by marcie j. gomez on 07-Aug-2005

One morning, Farmer Brodt woke up, looked...

One morning, Farmer Brodt woke up, looked out his bedroom window and saw that his barn was on fire. He quick got on the phone and called the local fire department. When a fireman answered his call Farmer Brodt said, "This here is Farmer Brodt. My barn is on fire and I wondered if you could help."

The fireman said, "Yes sir, Mr. Brodt - how do we get there ?" and Farmer Brodt said, "Don't you have those little red fire trucks no more?"

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