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| Posted by Labblue* on 07-Aug-2005 | A life without tragedy would not be worth...A life without tragedy would not be worth living.
- Edward Abbey
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| Posted by Sam T. Brauer on 07-Aug-2005 | Freedom begins between the ears....Freedom begins between the ears.
- Edward Abbey
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():funny quotes (263): "Relationships are hard. It's like a full-... |
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| Posted by Jim henswot on 07-Aug-2005 | "Relationships are hard. It's like a full-..."Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat
it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they
should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and
before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
- Bob Ettinger
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| Posted by Blazin Shorty on 07-Aug-2005 | "One cat just leads to another."..."One cat just leads to another."
- Ernest Hemingway
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():funny quotes (263): Perhaps the greatest service Jane Austen has... |
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():funny quotes (263): "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing... |
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| Posted by crap in the john on 07-Aug-2005 | "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing..."I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We
are the president."
- Hillary Clinton, commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
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