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| Posted by Jamee M. Warner on 14-Aug-2005 | A long lost brotherA North Dakotan went to New York on a buisness trip. When the trip was
over, he took a taxi cab to get to the airport. The cab driver heard how
the intelligance of the North Dakotans lacks, so, he turned to the North
Dakotan and said "My mother had 3 kids, one was my brother, one was my
sister, who was the 3rd?" the North Dakotan had no idea. "You Idiot! The
3rd one was ME!" The North Dakotan went home to his wife and kissed her.
"Hey, honey!" said the North Dakotan. His wife responded saying "What?"
The North Dakotan said "My mother had 3 kids, one was my brother, one was
my sister, who was the 3rd one?" His wife was stumped "I don't know, Who?"
the North Dakotan responded saying "Some cab driver in New York."
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| Posted by Erik Broome on 14-Aug-2005 | Things To Do At A Bus StopThings to do at a bus stop
1. Cross out the bus number and write a new number in.
2. Ask people if you can borrow some floss.
3. Bonus if they give you some.
4. Take your boom box and play it loudly, if someone askes you
to turn it off, turn it up and pretend like you can't hear them.
5. Lay on the bench so nobody else can sit down.
6. Go tanning on the bench.
7. Ask the bus driver if he could wait while you go use the rest
room.
8. Try to ride your bike onto the bus, when you can't, complain
that they should have bike ramps on the bus.
9. Leave ransome notes on the bench.
10. Stare at someone, when they stare back say, "Steve, I knew
it was you, how's it going?" Keep talking until they get on the
bus.
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| Posted by Ali Walker on 14-Aug-2005 | Things that can go wrong on an airplaneMy friend and I used to joke about all that could happen wrong
when we traveled together.
1) I fart and the oxagen masks fly down
2) I fart and burn a whole through the plane and we have to land
3) I have to go to the restroom so bad and someone is in it so I
lift my leg on the door
4) I ride underneath the plane with the luggage
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| Posted by Mark M on 09-Aug-2005 | Plane from ChicagoUnaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago.
"The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a ticket agent said, "and arrives in Chicago at 1:01 p.m."
"Would you repeat that, please?" Bob asked.
The agent did so and then inquired, "Do you want a reservation?"
"No," said Bob, "But I think I'll hang around and watch that thing take off."
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| Posted by mehru batra on 09-Aug-2005 | The wrong wayAs a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car," said Herman, "It's hundreds of them!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by jeefunk on 09-Aug-2005 | You have a driverTwo tour groups visited England.
They happened to rent a double-decker bus, with one group downstairs and the other upstairs.
The downstairs group was singing and dancing and the group upstairs just sat there.
Finally, one of the downstairs people went upstairs and asked why they weren't having as much fun.
"It's easy for you to relax and have fun," said one of the upstairs guys, "you have a driver."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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