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():holiday jokes (333): A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving |
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| Posted by tinmil on 09-Aug-2005 | A man forgot to buy turkey for ThanksgivingIt's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
"Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don't come home with one."
"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what I have left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
"That's one is too skinny. What else you got?" says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of them!"
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| Posted by Jeremy W. Thompson on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
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| Posted by lil dude on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!
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| Posted by Cameron d. Peckham on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
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| Posted by Shawn Nocilla on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
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():holiday jokes (333): Ten things to say about gifts you don't like |
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| Posted by Iceman B. Kool on 09-Aug-2005 | Ten things to say about gifts you don't like10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.
9. It would be ashame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.
8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.
7. Well, well, well...
6. I really don't deserve this.
5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.
1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
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