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| Posted by Cait Cummings on 10-Aug-2005 | A man went to the doctorA man went to the doctor one day and said:
"I've just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched
my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt."
So the doctor said: "You've broken your finger."
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| Posted by GrLuLoVe To HaTe on 10-Aug-2005 | Two Rugby fansTwo Rugby fans are arguing about how to pronounce the team name Wigan. The
first fan says, "I say it's Vigan," but the other fan says, "No, it's not, it's
Wigan. I bet you five pounds I'm right."
"Okay," says the first fan, "you're on. I'll ask that man walking up the
street. So he stops the man walking up the street and says, "Excuse me, my
friend and I are having an argument. Do you say Wigan or Vigan?"
"It's Vigan."
"Ta, mate," says the first fan as he collects his five pounds.
"You're velcome," says the man walking up the street.
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| Posted by Lavin Beldleveu on 10-Aug-2005 | Rugby playerRugby player: "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the
mirror - I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?"
Doctor: "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."
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| Posted by w pit on 10-Aug-2005 | Deer HuntingTwo hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter
approached pulling his along too.
"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell you that
it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers
won't dig into the ground."
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was
right. This is a lot easier!"
"Yeah, but we're getting farther from the truck," the other added.
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| Posted by Robert L. Blake on 10-Aug-2005 | Camping Tips* When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep
the campsites on either side vacant.
* Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump
apart and eating all the ants.
* Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them over an
open fire.
* When smoking a fish, never inhale.
* A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot
enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.
* The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges.
* Steer clear of parks named for landfills.
* While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss Navy Knife
has remained largely unheralded. Its single blade functions as a tiny canoe
paddle.
* Modern rain suits made of fabrics that "breathe" enable campers to stay dry
in a downpour. Rain suits that sneeze, cough, and belch, however, have been
proven to add absolutely nothing to the wilderness experience.
* Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from
navel before applying the match.
* You'll never be lost if you remember that moss always grows on the north
side of your compass.
* You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a
plastic garbage bag with several geese.
* When camping, always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to
wipe your nose on.
* You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by running over
it with your car.
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| Posted by Tiffany M. Satryan on 10-Aug-2005 | Recent StudyAfter a two year study, the National Science Foundation has announced the
following results on America's recreational preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar line workers is football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.
CONCLUSION OF STUDY: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the
smaller your balls become.
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