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():funny quotes (263): "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean... |
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| Posted by William G. Jenkins on 07-Aug-2005 | "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean..."Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,
we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching
magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
- Kristian Wilson, CEO, Nintendo Gaming Corporation, Inc, 1989
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():funny quotes (263): A life without tragedy would not be worth... |
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| Posted by Labblue* on 07-Aug-2005 | A life without tragedy would not be worth...A life without tragedy would not be worth living.
- Edward Abbey
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():funny quotes (263): "Get your facts first,
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| Posted by Akdadevil Bavarian Butchers on 07-Aug-2005 | "Get your facts first,
and then you can distort..."Get your facts first,
and then you can distort them as much as you please."
- Mark Twain
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| Posted by Fran Mcgrath on 07-Aug-2005 | "... It's easy if you try."..."... It's easy if you try."
- Lennon
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
- Marx
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():funny quotes (263): I love California. I practically grew up in... |
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| Posted by Hash Brown on 07-Aug-2005 | I love California. I practically grew up in...I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
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