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():other funny jokes (4827): A mother, accompanied by her small daughter,...


Posted by Sarah H. Griffin on 07-Aug-2005

A mother, accompanied by her small daughter,...

A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, were in New York City. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several wildly dressed women who were loitering on a nearby street corner. The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the daughter asks her mother, "Mummie, what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?", to which the mother replies, "Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come home from work."

The cabbie, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says, "Ahhhhhhh, C'mon lady!!!! Tell your daughter the truth!!!! For crying out loud. They're hookers!"

A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks, "Mummie, do the ladies have any children?"

The mother replies, "Of course dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?"

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): What do the Green Bay Packers and the LAPD...


Posted by Cristyn B. Militello on 07-Aug-2005

What do the Green Bay Packers and the LAPD...

What do the Green Bay Packers and the LAPD have in common?
Niether one of them can stop a Bronco.

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): We have yet to meet a kid stupid enough to...


Posted by Sabby A. Gurrrl on 07-Aug-2005

We have yet to meet a kid stupid enough to...

We have yet to meet a kid stupid enough to show pictures of his grandparents to total strangers on a bus, let alone repeat the clever things they say.

- Sam Levenson

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): The town was in an uproar. An inmate of the...


Posted by The Joker on 07-Aug-2005

The town was in an uproar. An inmate of the...

The town was in an uproar. An inmate of the local lunatic asylum had
escaped and had raped two women. Everybody was horrified.

Late that afternoon, the local newspaper's headline ran:

"NUT BOLTS AND SCREWS"

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Well he had the software, but he didn't have...


Posted by Stefani Malik on 07-Aug-2005
Well he had the software, but he didn't have...
Well he had the software, but he didn't have a computer.

The label on the package said that the software required "Windows 3.1 or better".

So he bought a Macintosh.

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and...


Posted by Tom Nanney on 07-Aug-2005
Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and...
Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.
   

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