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| Posted by lindsay farterous on 14-Aug-2005 | A Policeman, Ninja, and TerroristOne day a policeman, a ninja, and a terrorist were on a plane.
The policeman threw his gun out the window for good luck. The
nija threw his sword out the window for good luck. The terrorist
threw a bomb out the window for good luck.
Later, the policeman saw two little girls crying. He walked over
to them and said, why are you crying. One girl replied, "Some
idiot threw his gun out the window and it shot our father."
The ninja saw two boys crying. He asked,"Why are you crying?"
The little boys said, "Some idiot threw a sword out the window
and cut our daddy in half."
The terrorist saw a little girl laughing histerically. He said,
"What's so funny?" The little girl replied, "My dad farted and
the neighbor's house blew up!"
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| Posted by Assmonkey on 14-Aug-2005 | Different Suggestion"Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?"
"Yes, but I need a different suggestion."
"Go ahead ask me."
"You know last year you suggested Hawaii, and when I returned my wife was
pregnant."
"Yes, but ..."
" And the year before you suggested Bermuda, and when I returned my wife
was pregnant."
"Yes, but..."
"And the year before that, when I went to Bali, I returned and my wife was
pregnant."
" Yes, but..."
"Well, could you suggest something cheaper this year so that I can bring
her with me?"
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| Posted by Matt Lackey on 14-Aug-2005 | Not His DayA young, lonely guy driving across the country decided to pick
up a stunning, blonde hitchhiker. A few miles into the trek, the
blonde started coming onto him, so needless to say, he pulled
over to the side of the desolate, deserted road so she could
give him some oral pleasure. Once his pants were down to his
ankles, the blonde surprised him with a gun and bound his wrists
to his ankles. Then, she robbed him of his wallet and clothes,
and drove off with his car.
Once she was out of sight, the man struggled to his feet and
began hopping alongside the road in a desperate attempt to get
something's help.
A short time later, a trucker pulled up alongside the troubled
man. "What happened to you?" asked the trucker, with a grin. The
man explained his plight... The trucker stepped down from his
truck, and as he unzipped his pants he remarked, "This just
ain't been your day, has it boy!"
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| Posted by Jamee M. Warner on 14-Aug-2005 | A long lost brotherA North Dakotan went to New York on a buisness trip. When the trip was
over, he took a taxi cab to get to the airport. The cab driver heard how
the intelligance of the North Dakotans lacks, so, he turned to the North
Dakotan and said "My mother had 3 kids, one was my brother, one was my
sister, who was the 3rd?" the North Dakotan had no idea. "You Idiot! The
3rd one was ME!" The North Dakotan went home to his wife and kissed her.
"Hey, honey!" said the North Dakotan. His wife responded saying "What?"
The North Dakotan said "My mother had 3 kids, one was my brother, one was
my sister, who was the 3rd one?" His wife was stumped "I don't know, Who?"
the North Dakotan responded saying "Some cab driver in New York."
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| Posted by Erik Broome on 14-Aug-2005 | Things To Do At A Bus StopThings to do at a bus stop
1. Cross out the bus number and write a new number in.
2. Ask people if you can borrow some floss.
3. Bonus if they give you some.
4. Take your boom box and play it loudly, if someone askes you
to turn it off, turn it up and pretend like you can't hear them.
5. Lay on the bench so nobody else can sit down.
6. Go tanning on the bench.
7. Ask the bus driver if he could wait while you go use the rest
room.
8. Try to ride your bike onto the bus, when you can't, complain
that they should have bike ramps on the bus.
9. Leave ransome notes on the bench.
10. Stare at someone, when they stare back say, "Steve, I knew
it was you, how's it going?" Keep talking until they get on the
bus.
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| Posted by Ali Walker on 14-Aug-2005 | Things that can go wrong on an airplaneMy friend and I used to joke about all that could happen wrong
when we traveled together.
1) I fart and the oxagen masks fly down
2) I fart and burn a whole through the plane and we have to land
3) I have to go to the restroom so bad and someone is in it so I
lift my leg on the door
4) I ride underneath the plane with the luggage
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