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| Posted by Smith on 13-Aug-2005 | A really stupid frog jokeA teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and said that he found a frog. The teacher asked, "Is the frog alive or dead?"
The student replied, "It's dead."
The teacher then asked, "How do you know for sure?"
The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
Aghast, the teacher said, "You did what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move. So, it must be dead."
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| Posted by I don't have a penis on 12-Aug-2005 | What do you get?what do u get with a monkey and a dog?
a Donkey! u idiot
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():nerd jokes (650): What do you want to be when you grow up? |
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| Posted by Nicole T on 13-Aug-2005 | What do you want to be when you grow up?Three children were being tutored, Billy Blue, William Orange and Fanny Green. One day, the tutor stopped and asked the children what they wanted to be when they grew up. Billy Blue said, "I want to be a milkman." William Orange said, "I want to be a postman". Fanny Green said "I want to be a stripper." The tutor was obviously shocked but thought, fair enough,.
Years later, Billy Blue and William Orange met up. Billy was a milkman and William was a postman. They decided to go to a stripper club. After a few minutes Billy said, "O my God, is that Fanny Green?" William replied, "Nah, it's just the lighting"
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| Posted by Jordan L. Lee on 07-Aug-2005 | You should go home....You should go home.
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