A highway patrolman pulls over this motorist...A highway patrolman pulls over this motorist who'd been weaving
erratically in and out of all three freeway lanes for several miles. He
approaches the motorist's window carefully, holds out a plastic tube and
says, "Sir, I'll need you to blow into this breathalyzer."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that", replies the guy, "I'm an asthmatic,
and if I do that I could have a bad asthma attack."
"Yes, sir. Then I'm going to have to ask you to come down to the
station with me to give us a blood sample."
"Uh, I can't do that either, officer. I suffer from a life-threatening
form of hemophilia, and if my skin is punctured in any way, especially by
a sharp needle, I could easily bleed to death."
"No problem, sir, then we'll just take a urine sample."
"I'm awful sorry, officer, I also have a diabetes, and if I pee this
late at night, I'll get low blood sugar, possibly even go into cardiac
arrest."
"Yes, sir. Then I'll need you to step out of your vehicle and walk a
straight line for me right here and now."
"Uh... I can't do that either, officer."
"And why is that, Sir?"
"Why? Because I'm drunk, you moron!"
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