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| Posted by Taija on 10-Aug-2005 | A sourpuss!Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
A: A sourpuss!
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| Posted by Stalker on 10-Aug-2005 | A Bloodhound.Q: What kind of dog does a Dracula like?
A: A Bloodhound.
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():animal jokes (1719): Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? |
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| Posted by Katie Waszczak on 10-Aug-2005 | Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'd be very difficult to aim.
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| Posted by Matt Lackey on 10-Aug-2005 | Because it was dead.Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
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| Posted by Brian #17 on 11-Aug-2005 | Card-Playing DogA man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance.
"That is a very smart dog," the man commented.
"He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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():animal jokes (1719): Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???... |
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| Posted by Cola Kiss on 12-Aug-2005 | Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???...Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???
A. ELF RAISING FLOUR :D:D
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