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| Posted by Meg B on 10-Aug-2005 | ABC'sLittle John and his classmates were learning the ABC's and suddenly he had to
go to the restroom so he asked the teacher and the teacher said only in 1
condition if he said the ABC's. So he said a b c d e f g h i j k m n o q r s t u
v w x y z and then the teacher asked were the "p" went and little John said
"down my pants".
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| Posted by Matt N on 10-Aug-2005 | HeadwearLittle Moshe??™s dad asks him one day, ???Do you know what the hat said to the
scarf????
???No, daddy, I don??™t,??? replies Moshe.
???You hang around while I go on ahead,??? says his dad.
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| Posted by Bob LobLaw on 10-Aug-2005 | Black and whiteThe teacher said to her class, ???Does anyone know what is white when it's dirty
and black when it's clean????
Little Sarah put up her hand and said, ???It??™s a blackboard, miss.???
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| Posted by Andy on 10-Aug-2005 | The eyesOne Sunday, little Benny??™s grandpa asks him a question, ???Do you know what one
eye said to the other eye????
???No, Zeida.???
???It said, ???Between you and me, something smells.??????
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| Posted by Mob Kill on 10-Aug-2005 | Monster?Little Naomi said to her mum, ???Mum, what??™s got four legs and one foot????
???I don??™t know,??? said her mum.
???A bed.???
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| Posted by alyssa m. gurdo on 10-Aug-2005 | DustbinsOne day at school, little Max was talking to his best friend David.
???David, have you heard the joke about the dustbin lorry????
???No I haven??™t,??? replied David.
???Don't worry,??? said Max, ???it's only a load of rubbish.???
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