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| Posted by Ashley E. Who Cares on 09-Aug-2005 | AccentsAbout a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old son, Brent. He was asking her why all their relatives from Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are plugged up.
"They think we have an accent," she replied.
"But they have an accent, right?", Brent asked. "They talk funny?"
"Everybody talks in different ways" she tried to explain. "To them, we sound like we talk very slow and all our words are
d-r-a-w-n out."
His eyes got big, and he whispered seriously, "Oh, no. You mean they hear funny too?"
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| Posted by Samantha Kouts on 09-Aug-2005 | Santa ClausA few days after Christmas, my six-year-old son and I were talking. He asked, "Mom, is there a Santa Claus?"
"Well, what do you think?" I asked him.
He replied, "Well, my Playstation that I got and my gift from Santa were wrapped in the same kind of wrapping paper..."
He thought for a minute, then said, "I'll tell you what ... you and Dad can go on buying me presents and let's just forget we ever had this talk!"
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| Posted by Nicholas Hock on 09-Aug-2005 | Tooth FairyWhile working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.
One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"
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| Posted by saber saint on 09-Aug-2005 | AlcoholA father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
"All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?"
"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."
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| Posted by Ron Talley on 09-Aug-2005 | AllergiesI took my young son to the doctor for a routine physical.
All the way I had to reassure him that he would not be getting a shot.
He went through his eye exam, hearing test, etc.
The nurse came into the exame room and started to ask me routine questions.
When she got to "Is he allergic to anything" my four year old son stood up and said...
"YES, I'm allergic to shots!"
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| Posted by Totally Clueless on 09-Aug-2005 | Animal CrackersWhen the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.
"What are you doing?" his mom asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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