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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Acheson's Rule of the Bureaucracy...

Posted by Chula1010 on 07-Aug-2005

Acheson's Rule of the Bureaucracy...

Acheson's Rule of the Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality...

Posted by Nevyn J. Leo on 07-Aug-2005

Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality...

: Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Law of Humanity...

Posted by Anthony M. Ochoa on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law of Humanity...

Murphy's Law of Humanity: To err is human.
To blame it on someone else is even more human.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Technology Laws...

Posted by Patrick Reyes on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws: Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some dumb fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Posted by april Rusch on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Murphy's Laws of Sex: No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Technology Laws...

Posted by SARA N. DUCEY on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws: Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Conejo de Vigor on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: Everything always works in your HQ, everything always
fails in the Colonel's HQ.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Technology Laws...

Posted by Bess on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Seventh Law of Technical Writing...

Posted by Abby J. Parker on 07-Aug-2005

Seventh Law of Technical Writing...

Seventh Law of Technical Writing

If it looks easy, it's hard.

If it looks hard, it's impossible.

If it looks impossible, it's due tomorrow. At 8 AM.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing...

Posted by IgLoO gRrL on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing...

Murphy's Ninth Law of Computing: A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : An old car that has served you so well will...

Posted by Kitty K. Kaos on 07-Aug-2005

An old car that has served you so well will...

: An old car that has served you so well will continue to serve you until you have just put four new tires under it and then it will fall apart.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Tsung's Law...

Posted by Tom D. Chambers on 07-Aug-2005

Tsung's Law...

Tsung's Law: The biggest shithead and the person in command can generally be shot with the same bullet.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Misty D. Hall on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Technology Laws...

Posted by Zarra on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws: If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Law of Repeatability...

Posted by Frances Anne on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law of Repeatability...

Murphy's Law of Repeatability: The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Army Law...

Posted by Mike G. Strusz on 07-Aug-2005

Army Law...

Army Law

If it moves, salute it
if it doesn't move, pick it up
if you can't pick it up, paint it.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Love...

Posted by Imfuktup Man on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Love...

Murphy's Laws of Love: The nicer someone is, the farther away she/he is from you.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Why Sex is Like Snow...

Posted by Birdie c. ferrell on 07-Aug-2005

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow: A man in the house is worth two in the street.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune...

Posted by Daniel Chapman on 07-Aug-2005

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune...

: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Technology Laws...

Posted by matt D on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws: After all is said and done, a heck of a lot more is said than done.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Angela D. Cox on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Why Sex is Like Snow...

Posted by Brian G. Hurley on 07-Aug-2005

Why Sex is Like Snow...

Why Sex is Like Snow: Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Technology Laws...

Posted by Monnie on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws: Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Borkowski's Law...

Posted by Susannah E. Charlotte on 07-Aug-2005

Borkowski's Law...

Borkowski's Law: You can't guard against the arbitrary.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Posted by Jesse D. Evins on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Sex...

Murphy's Laws of Sex: Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Boyle's Law of Politics...

Posted by Dee Dawg on 07-Aug-2005

Boyle's Law of Politics...

Boyle's Law of Politics: The greater the external pressure, the greater the volume of hot air.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Lynch's Law...

Posted by Madison D. Taylor on 07-Aug-2005

Lynch's Law...

Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Posted by Crystal M. Fischer on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations: Airstrikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Murphy's Technology Laws...

Posted by Lady Jedi on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Technology Laws...

Murphy's Technology Laws: All things are possible except skiing through a revolving door.

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	Funny Quotes:funny laws \| (94) : Parkinson's Law of Avionics...

Posted by Doggy on 07-Aug-2005

Parkinson's Law of Avionics...

Parkinson's Law of Avionics: No matter how big the airplane, the electronics expands to fill the entire airplane, and then stick outside a bunch.

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