|
|
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by Joseph Feldstein on 09-Aug-2005 | Adam and EveAdam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Nanci S. Newell on 09-Aug-2005 | SuperpussyAn old woman in a nursing home kind of lost it one day and stripped off all of her clothes and took the sheet off the bed. She tied it around her neck like a cape and ran down the hall saying,
"SUPERPUSSY."
She did this trying to get some attention from the nursing staff but they weren't paying attention, so she jumped in the doorway of an old man's room and landed in a pose saying,
"SUPERPUSSY."
The old man looked up, thought for a second and said,
"I think I'll have the soup."
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by kirsten on 09-Aug-2005 | Water damageYou have to admire my accountant. He never misses a trick.
Last year, he deducted 24 bars of soap from his taxes. Called it loss due to water damage.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Steve Yenke on 09-Aug-2005 | Accountants penI'm not too sure about the accountant I hired to do my taxes.
After he finished filling out my tax return, he wiped his fingerprints off the pen.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by fantase on 09-Aug-2005 | Dog foodSomebody in the advertising business has a strange sense of humor.
I just heard about a brand of dog food that's called Mailman Helper.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Paul C. Rudge on 09-Aug-2005 | Cold bullsOn a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field.
One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
