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():funny laws (94): Ade's Law...


Posted by Baby gurl69 on 07-Aug-2005

Ade's Law...

Ade's Law

Anybody can win -- unless there happens to be a second entry

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by Lalalak on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by BLitz on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.

   

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():funny laws (94): If you have something to do, and you put it...


Posted by stephan o. brion on 07-Aug-2005

If you have something to do, and you put it...

If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Law Corollary...


Posted by Poopoohead on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Law Corollary...
Murphy's Law Corollary

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.


Murphy's Law Corollary

Mother nature is a bitch.

   

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():funny laws (94): Remember the...


Posted by Erik Allermann on 07-Aug-2005
Remember the...
Remember the Golden Rule

He who has the gold makes the rules.

   

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