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| Posted by Jonathan D. Oneand on 07-Aug-2005 | Advertisement for lawn sprinkler system:...Advertisement for lawn sprinkler system:
"Dew it yourself."
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| Posted by Benjamin J. Condie on 07-Aug-2005 | In a want ad:...In a want ad:
"Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Salary and
Blue Cross."
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| Posted by rainSP on 07-Aug-2005 | In an Acapulco hotel:...In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water
served here.
In a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find
they are best in the long run.
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| Posted by brian strouse on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:...In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
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| Posted by Ben Dover on 07-Aug-2005 | On a banner on the side of the road, just...On a banner on the side of the road, just south of Indianapolis:
"Used cows for Sale!"
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| Posted by JBanana on 07-Aug-2005 | In front of a New Hampshire car wash:...In front of a New Hampshire car wash:
"If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."
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