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| Posted by Raymond Kurtis on 07-Aug-2005 | "I never gave them hell. I only told the..."I never gave them hell. I only told the truth and they thought it was hell."
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():funny quotes (263): "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
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| Posted by NaughtyPillow on 09-Aug-2005 | "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his
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| Posted by Seamus G. Beirne on 07-Aug-2005 | "Life without music would be an intolerable..."Life without music would be an intolerable insult."
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():funny quotes (263): "My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my
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| Posted by Arty S. Choco on 09-Aug-2005 | "My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my
head on the top bunk bedErma Bombeck
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():funny quotes (263): "Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is
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| Posted by Jaime M. Albright on 09-Aug-2005 | "Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is
talking about either a lawBill Cosby
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