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():nerd jokes (650): After I stopped by this company's booth at... |
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| Posted by W Wilkinson on 07-Aug-2005 | After I stopped by this company's booth at...After I stopped by this company's booth at the recent CD-ROM
conference, the following letter arrived here from a major CPU
manufacturer...
Dear Mr. Rubinsky:
Thank you for your [company name] literature order.
We are very sorry, but the following items that you have requested are
currently on backorder:
PRODUCT CODE DESCRIPTION EXPECTED ARRIVAL DATE
T217 Dear Customer Cover Letter FOUR WEEKS
Your order will be filled at the earliest possible date. In the
meantime, your patience in regard to this matter is greatly
appreciated.
Please feel free to call our Literature Distribution Center at
[800-number]. Our operators will be happy to help you place an order
for any additional literature, or refer you to your nearest [company
name] sales office to help you with any technical questions regarding
our products. If you call to check the status of your order, please
reference your order #[number].
Again, thank you for your order, and we hope to be of service to you in
the future.
Sincerely,
[empty space here]
[company name] Literature Distribution Center
Curiously, one week earlier I received the literature I had requested
-- without a cover letter.
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():nerd jokes (650): The top 6 reasons computers are female...... |
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| Posted by Sarah Northington on 07-Aug-2005 | The top 6 reasons computers are female......The top 6 reasons computers are female...
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the
corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to
memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as
informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then
I'm certainly not going to tell you".
and the number one reason computers are female:
1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it!
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():nerd jokes (650): A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender,... |
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| Posted by Leeann Katchmazenski on 12-Aug-2005 | Phone NumberRing Ring...
Hello, who is it?
Is your phone number 13498732?
No.
So, why did you pick up the phone?
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():nerd jokes (650): If a straight line fit is required, obtain... |
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| Posted by Charles W. Menge on 07-Aug-2005 | If a straight line fit is required, obtain...If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data
points.
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| Posted by Bluey Dinosaur on 13-Aug-2005 | Ice creamAn abulance driver was driving through a street when he notices a small boy chasing him. He turned the corner the boy was still there so he decided to slow down and see what the boy wanted....He asked the boy if he was alright and the boy reply one ice cream please
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