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| Posted by Jennifer S. Chmielewski on 13-Aug-2005 | Airport JokesWhat did Mohammed say to Sahid just before they got on the plane? "Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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():bar jokes (2610): A guy walks into a whore house and asks what... |
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| Posted by Kathleen E. Ryan on 13-Aug-2005 | A guy walks into a whore house and asks what...A guy walks into a whore house and asks what can I get for a dollar. The guy says floor three room two to your left. He goes there and a old woman answers the door. So they start doing it and the guy says this is dry what can you do to make this better. The woman says all be back in a minuet. A half an hour later she comes out and they do it. When there done the guy says thats my kind of women, what did you do. The lady says I piked all my scabs and let the puss run out.
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| Posted by bigbs16 on 13-Aug-2005 | Matapang dawsa isang bayan ng batangas may isang maton ..pag ito ay nalalasing ay lagi na lang naghahanap ng away ..isang araw ay lasing na lasing ang maton ..LABAS LUMABAS ANG MATAPANG..so alang lumabas balik uli siya sa inuman ng walang sabi sabi ay may nagpaputok ng baril..BANG!!sino yun ha ..(sabi ng lasing)AKO BAKIT MAY REKLAMO!!(SABI NAMAN NOONG NAGPAPUTOK NG BARIL)(MATON)ang lakas ng putok e bingi akooo..
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| Posted by Becca on 13-Aug-2005 | Drunk hung overthat guy is so hung over that a hang nail would say dam
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():bar jokes (2610): what do you get if you cross a labradore and... |
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| Posted by Niko Tsocanos on 13-Aug-2005 | what do you get if you cross a labradore and...what do you get if you cross a labradore and a rockviler? a dog that scares the shit out of you then runs away with the toilet role
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| Posted by PIMP on 14-Aug-2005 | Bar TenderA man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer."
The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars."
The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.
"Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that."
The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the man asks.
Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."
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