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| Posted by Ron Talley on 09-Aug-2005 | AllergiesI took my young son to the doctor for a routine physical.
All the way I had to reassure him that he would not be getting a shot.
He went through his eye exam, hearing test, etc.
The nurse came into the exame room and started to ask me routine questions.
When she got to "Is he allergic to anything" my four year old son stood up and said...
"YES, I'm allergic to shots!"
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| Posted by Totally Clueless on 09-Aug-2005 | Animal CrackersWhen the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.
"What are you doing?" his mom asked.
"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
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| Posted by Nicholas Hock on 09-Aug-2005 | Animal NoisesA group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make?"
"It goes moo."
"Alice, what noise does a cat make?"
"It goes meow."
"Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?"
"It goes baaa."
"Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?"
"Errr.., it goes.. click!"
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| Posted by Emma on 09-Aug-2005 | Protect and ServeWhile taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a police officer?"
"Yes," I answered, and continued writing the report.
"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?"
"Yes, that's right," I told her.
"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"
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| Posted by Jay Jay on 09-Aug-2005 | stupid questionsI just love to fill out stupid questions on forms with equally
stupid answers. Thought I'd share a few that were emailed to me:
Form: Length of Residence...
Answer: 73 feet
Form: Are you a leader or a follower ?
Answer: A leader, but w/o many followers
Form: Reason for requesting employment
Answer: Money
Form: Pet Aversions
Answer: None, I love animals
Form: Beneficiary
Answer: Wife
Form: Relationship
Answer: Strained
Form: Purpose of withdraw
Answer: Get money to spend
Form: Person to notify in Case of Accident
Answer: Anyone in sight
Form: Number of passengers in vehicle during accident
Answer: Three
Form: Disposition of passengers
Answer: Mad as Hell !
Form: Number of employees in your office, broken down by sex
Answer: None that I know of, Liquor a much larger problem
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| Posted by betsy minton on 09-Aug-2005 | At the Grandparent'sTwo young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...
I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
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