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| Posted by anna hindu on 10-Aug-2005 | Amish waterWhy don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
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| Posted by Dr.16 on 10-Aug-2005 | Bad golfer and a bad skydiverwhat's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
bad golfer: whack! "s***!"
bad skydiver: "s***!!" whack!!
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| Posted by LilSexyDevil13 on 10-Aug-2005 | NASCARDid you know racecar spelled backwards is racecar?
Who says NASCAR isn't educational?
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| Posted by Shirley Chan on 10-Aug-2005 | Condom BowlHave you noticed that the "Super Bowl" this year sounds more like the "Condom
Bowl"?
Titans vs. Rams.
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| Posted by Ross Monkey on 10-Aug-2005 | Bait my hookWith the advent of Spring in the US, a lot of avid fishermen are already out
there trying their luck. My sister-in-law's husband is probably one of the most
rabid around. Returning from a day of fishing near the Chesapeake Bay Bridge I
asked him if they were biting. He replied, "Were they? I had to lie down in the
boat just to bait my hook!"
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| Posted by Vince Carter on 10-Aug-2005 | Three hours of fightingGeorge was describing a 30 pound Bass he'd caught recently after fighting it
for three hours. Bill interrupted the story saying, "I saw the picture you took
of that fish. You're lucky if it even weighed 10 pounds."
George replied, "Well... a fish can lose an awful lot of weight during three
hours of fighting."
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