An actor should always bear in mind what clapping...

In World War II, an English reporter who had...

The mission was to airdrop a bunch of soldiers behind enemy lines to conduct some relatively light action. He watched the commander of the Gurkhas (a British soldier) pitch the mission and then ask for volunteers. To his surprise, only about half the Gurkhas volunteered and were sent off.

Throughly disillusioned with the legends of Gurkha bravery, the reporter went back home. After the war, he happened to run into a Gurkha who had been there, and asked him why half the troops had failed to volunteer. It turned out that none of the squad, both those who volunteered and those who did not, were aware that they would get a parachute for the drop. Hence the low turnout.

Mary Jo was going into labor and the baby...

The operator said she would send someone right out, "Where do you live?" she asked.

"On Eucalyptus Drive," replied Billy Bob.

"Can you spell that for me?" asked the operator.

There was a pause, and then Billy Bob said, "How about I drag her over to Oak Street, and you pick her up from there?"

The plural of 'moose' is 'mice', because if...

Mountaintop Guru:...

"Life is like... life.

... But not exactly."

Philadelphia is 2 hours from New York by train,...