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():food jokes (113): An error publishing an article |
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| Posted by K F on 09-Aug-2005 | An error publishing an articleFrom Reuters News Service:
Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms. They even provided a helpful photograph so amateur mushroom hounds could find their own growing in the wild. Unfortunately, the photograph instead showed Destroying Angels, which are deadly when eaten.
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():food jokes (113): 20 Reasons Throwing Up is Better than Dorm Food |
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| Posted by CrazyMan on 11-Aug-2005 | 20 Reasons Throwing Up is Better than Dorm FoodAfter you throw up, you feel better.
You can throw up whenever you want.
When you throw up, you don't have to wait in line.
Throw-up is always warm.
You don't have to sneak throw-up out of the cafeteria.
When you're throwing up, a bent spoon is an advantage.
You can lose weight throwing up.
You don't have to pay to throw up.
Throw-up is SUPPOSED to look like that.
When you throw up, you don't have to come back for seconds.
You don't have to throw up everyday.
Throwing up can never cause you to eat dorm food afterward.
You can throw up without a photo ID.
Throw-up is organic and biodegradable.
They don't ration throw-up.
After you throw up, at least you know what you've eaten.
Plastic throw-up is funny. Plastic dorm food is redundant.
You don't have to throw up the same thing five days in a row.
A dog will eat throw-up.
After you throw up, at least there's some taste in your mouth.
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| Posted by cody boles on 11-Aug-2005 | The New DipThere was a guy he was at a baseball game....
this man had terrible lepercy and his back was filled with pus and blood and all that...
well the guy beside him kept throwing up...
so the man with the disease said "i am sorry i know its me i will go"
the man looked at him and said "no its not you, you can stay"
the man with the disease said ok so he sat back down
later the man threw up again and the man with lepercy said "i will go i am sorry"
the other manh said no its not you just stay its ok" so the man stayed
then like 10 min. the man threw up again and the man with the disease said ok enough i am gonna go now. the other man said no don't go its not you just let me explain...the guy behind my keeps dipping his chips in you back...
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| Posted by funnygirl on 11-Aug-2005 | New comersTwo women from england moved to America. They decided that since it was a traditional American food they would try there first hot dog.They were talking about how mean it was to kill a helpless dog for food. So they went to a hot dog stand and bought the hot dogs. They found a park bench to sit on and eat there dogs. The first one opens hers and turns bright pink...
and says.....
"what part did you get?"
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| Posted by Brian C. Kaase on 11-Aug-2005 | Soup's OnQ: What do you call a leper in a Jacuzzi?
A: Soup.
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| Posted by roadrunr on 11-Aug-2005 | Patato'sQ:There are two patato's sitting on the cornerof a street, how can you tell which ones the prositute?
A: the one with the sticker on it that says IDAHO!
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