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():funny laws (94): An old car that has served you so well will...


Posted by Kitty K. Kaos on 07-Aug-2005

An old car that has served you so well will...

An old car that has served you so well will continue to serve you until you have just put four new tires under it and then it will fall apart.

   

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():funny laws (94): Tsung's Law...


Posted by Tom D. Chambers on 07-Aug-2005

Tsung's Law...

Tsung's Law

The biggest shithead and the person in command can generally be shot with the same bullet.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by Misty D. Hall on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Third Law of Computing...


Posted by Josh B. Stovall on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Third Law of Computing...

Murphy's Third Law of Computing

The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Law of Repeatability...


Posted by Frances Anne on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Law of Repeatability...
Murphy's Law of Repeatability

The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.

   

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():funny laws (94): Army Law...


Posted by Mike G. Strusz on 07-Aug-2005
Army Law...
Army Law

  • If it moves, salute it
  • if it doesn't move, pick it up
  • if you can't pick it up, paint it.

   

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