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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : An

Posted by Dayna E. Bias on 09-Aug-2005

An

An event at which the minutes are kept and the
hours are lost.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Homosexual

Posted by Tiger_Lily on 09-Aug-2005

Homosexual

Homosexual repellent perfume.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Unseen

Posted by GrLuLoVe To HaTe on 09-Aug-2005

Unseen

Unseen when it comes, but visible when it goes.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Argument

Posted by Benjamin J. Condie on 09-Aug-2005

Argument

A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't
realized it yet.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : From Mom's Dictionary......

Posted by Mandy Moore on 07-Aug-2005

From Mom's Dictionary......

From Mom's Dictionary...

Ow (noun): The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : From Mom's Dictionary......

Posted by Debbo on 07-Aug-2005

From Mom's Dictionary......

From Mom's Dictionary...

Hearsay (noun): What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Adminisphere...

Posted by John Walsh on 07-Aug-2005

Adminisphere...

Adminisphere (noun): The rarified organizational layers beginning just above the rack and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Tourists...

Posted by Dave O on 07-Aug-2005

Tourists...

Tourists (noun): People who are taking training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs. "We had about three serious students in the class; the rest were tourists."

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Slowpoke...

Posted by kewl duwde on 07-Aug-2005

Slowpoke...

Slowpoke: How turtles make love.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Porridge...

Posted by Tamara Davis on 07-Aug-2005

Porridge...

Porridge (noun): Thick oatmeal.
Rarely found on American tables as children now have the right to sue their parents. The name is an amalgamation of the words "putrid", "horrid" and "sludge".

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Auto Biography...

Posted by Charlie Nielsen on 07-Aug-2005

Auto Biography...

Auto Biography (noun): The life story of a car.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Quarkbar...

Posted by Peter Gundermann on 07-Aug-2005

Quarkbar...

Quarkbar: The candy with flavour and charm.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : People...

Posted by duan a. maker on 07-Aug-2005

People...

People: Some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Dead Tree Edition...

Posted by Dezaray Phillips on 07-Aug-2005

Dead Tree Edition...

Dead Tree Edition: The paper version of a publication available in both paper and electronic forms, as in: "The dead tree edition of the San Francisco Chronicle..."

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Love...

Posted by I'm Angel on 07-Aug-2005

Love...

Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Under Mouse Arrest...

Posted by Pepi the Humerous on 07-Aug-2005

Under Mouse Arrest...

Under Mouse Arrest: Getting busted for violating an online service's rule of conduct. "Sorry I couldn't get back to you. AOL put me under mouse arrest."

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Bedroom...

Posted by David Zielinski on 07-Aug-2005

Bedroom...

Bedroom: The place where most household accidents occur.

-Playboy

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Quarterback...

Posted by Cameron Gaut on 07-Aug-2005

Quarterback...

Quarterback: A refund.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Hemorrhage...

Posted by Darnitol on 07-Aug-2005

Hemorrhage...

Hemorrhage: An amount of blood loss which threatens the viability of the patient, and the composure of the attending physician.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Gray Matter...

Posted by Ali R. Cesta on 07-Aug-2005

Gray Matter...

Gray Matter (noun): Older, experienced business people hired by young entrepreneurial firms looking to appear more reputable and established.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Hair Dresser...

Posted by Raynman M on 07-Aug-2005

Hair Dresser...

Hair Dresser (noun): Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician".

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : IBM...

Posted by jokemeister on 07-Aug-2005

IBM...

IBM (Acronym): I Blame Microsoft

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : From Mom's Dictionary......

Posted by 13 inches on 07-Aug-2005

From Mom's Dictionary......

From Mom's Dictionary...

Puddle (noun): A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Foreign Film...

Posted by Evan Lemoine on 07-Aug-2005

Foreign Film...

Foreign Film: Any movie shown in a Texas theater that isn't a western.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Tongue...

Posted by LaurenMHB6 on 07-Aug-2005

Tongue...

Tongue (noun): A variety of meat.
Rarely served as it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Oven...

Posted by Jes_Sandra_Ash_Bill on 07-Aug-2005

Oven...

Oven (noun): Compact home incinerator used for the disposal of bulky pieces of meat and poultry.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : From Mom's Dictionary......

Posted by Kino Makoto on 07-Aug-2005

From Mom's Dictionary......

From Mom's Dictionary...

Sterilize (verb): What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Valentine's Day...

Posted by eric s. jozovich on 07-Aug-2005

Valentine's Day...

Valentine's Day (noun): A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : BASIC...

Posted by J W on 07-Aug-2005

BASIC...

BASIC (Acronym): Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

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	Funny Quotes:funny definitions \| (324) : Microwave Oven...

Posted by Michelle Swanson on 07-Aug-2005

Microwave Oven...

Microwave Oven (noun): Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking compartment.

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