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| Posted by Betsy on 14-Aug-2005 | Angry piggy in the orchardThe angry piggy went to steal some cherries. It entered the
orchard and climbed a cherry tree and started to eat...
The ranger sees the angry piggy and shouts to it: "What the heck
are you doing up there?". The angry piggy answered: "I'm eating
apples!"
The ranger: "Don't try to foul me, you're up in a cherry tree!"
The angry piggy: "Yeah, but i brought apples with me from
home..."
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| Posted by Eric Skinner on 14-Aug-2005 | DogsWhy do dogs have fur coats?
So they don't fur-eeze!
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| Posted by Nina! on 14-Aug-2005 | 3 Penguins3 Penguins walk into a bar. The first one walks into the bar and
passes out. The second one walks into the bar and he, too,
passes out. The third one walks into the bar and after he passes
out a guy watching says, "Gee, I thought the third guy would
have ducked!"
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| Posted by David J. Nicholson on 14-Aug-2005 | intimate bunnysWhy cant you hear 2 rabbits making love?
cause they have cotton balls
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| Posted by david m. stwert on 14-Aug-2005 | The beachOne day at the beach there was this girl that did not have any
arms or legs and was crying.So that day this guy walks by her
and says is there anything wrong the girl says yes never been
kissed so he kissed her.The next day she was there crying again
so the guy walked by her and said is there something wrong the
gurl says yes never been huged
so the guy huged her.The next day he sees that girl crying so he
walks
by and says anything wrong the girl says yes never been fucked
so he picked her up and threw her in the water and said now
you're fucked.
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| Posted by Erin Lord on 14-Aug-2005 | the chickenwhat did the baby chicken say when a hen laid an orange?
look at the orange marmalade.
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