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The bear and the rabbitfishpie animal jokes10.0
One day in the backwoods of West Hollywood...Smart Fool animal jokes10.0
So they won't step on the fish.Mahildabob Millicent animal jokes10.0
Jungle Adventurevirtual v. virtual animal jokes10.0
Dog Property LawsGertrude P. Catuna animal jokes9.75


First   The bear and the rabbit
| The Brown and White Cows!
| the dum fish
| Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
| Dog Bath
| Catnip
| Born Free
| Dad & Dave
| Energizer Bunny arrested!
| Gwapes
| Legal Parrot
| With a monkey wrench!
| The Bear and the Rabbit
| LIZARDS
| Car Problems
| The Amazing Talking Dog
| Dead Rabbit
| A Bloodhound.
| Elephant in a fridge
| Hamburger Cow
| The beach
| insectiside
| Animals and Porsche
| Major Misunderstanding
| Dead cat
| The smart monkey.
| Coyotes
| Quotes About Cats
| Life or Death?
| Beware of Dog!
| Guard Dog
| Little Princess meets a talking frog...
| Snake Talk
| Dog Pound
| The Perfect Pet
| The Matling Bull
| Smart Dogs
| Parrot with Attached Strings
| A Cat's Diary
| Poor Rabbit
| Full of Crap
| Equal Opportunity Employer
| Saving the Oppossum!
| Mad Cow Disease
| BIZARRE REAL LIFE ANIMAL LAWS
| Dogs `n Light Bulbs
| The Very Special Parrot!
| The snake and the new glasses
| Have you Ever...
| Catching polar bears
| The Panda Bear
| Cat's Prayer
| Ventriloquist and the Indian
| Preparing Chickens
| Dog story
| Horny Mouse
| Red Riding Hood
| Pink Parts
| Boy Sees Elephant
| Bill The Duck
| Yabba Dabba
| The Lion
| Elephant Fart
| Dinosaurs
| What do you call a dog...
| Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
| The moral of the story is...
| Lucky dog
| Did you hear...
| Caling in sick
| Cat Quiz for Humans
| Movie dog
| Difference between cats and dogs
| cows
| Teddy bear
| Three in one
| duck
| Zebras in heaven
| blond joke
| The chicken
| The Rich Lady and her Butler
| Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
| Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
| Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
| Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
| Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
| Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
| Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
| Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
| I think that I'm a chicken
| Purchasing a new bird
| Worries about mad cow disease
| This is one smart dog
| He is a very smart dog
| Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
| Q. What did one lesbian frog say to the other...
| Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in...
| Q. What do you get when you cross a Pollack...
| Q. What is green and smells like pork?...
| Q. Why does a dog lick his ass?...
| Q. What's a pet on the floor called?...
| Q. What's the difference between a women's...
| A man walked into his back yard one morning...
| My Dog Sex...
| Do I have your attention? Here is a theory....
| Two whales, a male and female, are swimming...
| The dog is not allowed in the house....
| Q. What is the difference between a frog and...
| Q. Where does virgin wool come from?...
| Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman...
| Need a BMW
| Monkeying around
| Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake...
| The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
| An Atheist and a Bear
| Frenchman and Farm Animals
| What's dangerous and swings from trees?
| What did the fish
| My First Time
| A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights...
| Bird Brained
| What Do You Call A Monkey In The Lost Desert...
| Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!
| A Little Lysdexic Humor
| Animal Wackiness
| Baptism Is Not for Everyone
| Bear and Deer
| Bells on Cows
| Bird vs. Fly
| Blonde & Turtle
| Blondes and cow patties
| Bug's Mind
| Blonde Bird Watcher
| Cat Hospital
| Charging Elephant
| Chicken on the Football Field
| Cow at Cranberry Cove
| Cow Riddle
| Cross Breeding
| Dead Ant
| Dog Crossing
| Doggie No Legs
| Don't Welsh On Me
| Double-Parked Frog
| Elephant and Man
| Elephant Time
| Energizer Bunny
| Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil
| Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room
| Gorilla Chase!
| Gum Crossing
| Helen Keller's Dog
| Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
| How to Catch an Elephant
| Louis Farrakahn
| A man and a Bartender
| Because it was a double-crosser
| They're boasting about race records
| A very insulting parrot
| Worries about mad cow disease
| He is a very smart dog
| The cat's chalkboard assignments
| An amazing talking dog
| This dog is acting badly
| To corrupt the other side
| Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
| Why do hens lay eggs?
| I hear it's untweetable.
| Attention Soldier
| One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons
| The Gorilla Golfer
| Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room
| Water On The Inside
| Caught by cannibals
| Seagulls
| Mice cream
| They're purr-fect
| What's a cat's favorite food?
| From a cat-alogue!
| Because it was the chicken??™s day off.
| Because it is let out in the morning
| Because they have two left feet.
| Not too many elephants finish high school.
| By removing his batteries!
| Deaf Bear
| Chicken Ranch
| Beware of Dog
| Curious Camel
| Camel Questions
| An Elephant Never Forgets
| Horny Rooster
| Dog Property Laws
| Rooster and Peanut Butter
| The Farmer's Prize Goat
| The Snake
| Baby Turtle
| This bloke wakes up one
| What sounds do Porkey..
| A sparrow decides that it is
| how many animals can you
| Bird Brain
| Guide To Walking Tigers
| Cats and Pills
| How To Wash A Cat
| Blonde Painter
| Crying
| Blonde Witness
| Distressed
| Rules For Cats Who Have A House To Run
| Three Turtles
| Storks
| Whose Dog
| Three Bears
| Three Dogs
| The Panda
| Karate
| The Morals
| Rooster and donkey
| One wish
| Roosters
| The butcher and the dog-genius
| Just Ducky!
| Lesbian Frogs
| Monkies in a tree.
| Bzzzzz!!
| No Brakes
| Rabbit and Bear
| A Fairy Tale
| 10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
| Hamlet\'s Cat\'s Soliloquy
| What do you call a dog with no legs?
| A Hippo What?
| The little puppy
| Bull Talk
| Sex With Gorilla
| Screwing Rooster
| Horny Rooster
| Chicken and the road thru history.
| Ernie the Hamster
| Ha...go rodents
| High Ho Silver
| Funny
| Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit (funny)
| My Cat Minton
| Buffalo
| What do you call?
| Chicken and da road
| Battered Fish
| A Scotsman at The Zoo
| Dog and kitty
| The Chicken Joke
| A Cat And A Dog
| Turtle shoes
| The Monkey and the Fridge
| Cow
| Ant
| 3 frogs
| Red Toes
| Dog with no legs
| The Gangsta lion
| Flat mate
| Some thing strange
| Question: Why did the chicken run away from...
| The Dog and a Cat
| When Is It Unlucky To See A Black Cat?...
| Birds + Mice
| The animal joke
| The Chicken and a black man
| Polar bear and the pub
| Jacko
| Best Jokes
| Gabage men& horses
| Spider
| The bear joke
| Doodle Doo
| Cockraches
| Ducks
| Monkeys
| Wabbit season
| How many
| Whooph
| Gorilla in a tree
| Tiger and Pooh
| Short but funny
| Chicken crossin the road
| Exersise
| Holey Cow
| Chicken
| Pharmacy/penguin
| A FUNNY JOKE
| A flys life
| Deaf fleas!
| DOTUS
| Kitty Humor
| Ricky the Rooster
| How to deal with a Doberman
| Puppy Smuggling
| A little Snail
| A Frog Joke
| The Easter Bunny
| Reasons to own a cat over a dog
| Cat/Human Quiz
| Jesus Is Watching You
| Snail car
| Mouse reunion
| How did I get my name?
| Pig with a wooden leg
| Dog in heat
| Talented Dog
| Silly worm riddle
| Early one morning a stranger pulled up to...
| Elephant Joke
| The Pope and the 7 Dwarves
| Inner Strength
| The Intruder
| Hamster Trouble
| Parrot Training
| Rudy and the garbage disposal
| Mad Cow
| The Vet
| How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb
| Pig Farmer
| Woodpeckers
| Got any Grapes?
| The Top 14 Signs Your Cat Has "Mad Cat Disease"
| How to Catch a Polar Bear
| Now That's a Mouse
| Elephant with Diarrhea
| Medium Chicken
| For the Birds
| Dog Lick
| A Quickie
| Penguins
| The Top 12 Least Popular Gifts in the Animal Kingdom
| Top 19 List of Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers
| Porcupine and Mercedes
| What a Duck...
| Bad Dog
| Two Snails
| The Top 20 Fish Dirty Movie Titles
| The Top 15 Titles for the Roy Horn Tiger-Attack TV Movie-of-the-Week
| The Top 20 Songs by the Beagles
| Killed the Rooster
| The Top 14 Things Overheard at an Animal Hotel (Part I)
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