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the dum fishCow Man animal jokes8.39
Born FreeNY animal jokes8.00
Beer Nuts vs. Deer NutsLazerwolf91 animal jokes7.33
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?...Matt N animal jokes7.00
What do you call a gay dinosaur?Chelsea Wilson animal jokes6.00


First   the dum fish
| Sex With Gorilla
| With a monkey wrench!
| Elephant Physiology
| the english cat and the french cat
| Q. WHAT DO YOU GIVE A SMALL ELF ???...
| Wrong Straw
| Unique Rabbit
| 3 Penguins
| centepiede
| IM GOING
| Whale Hijinx
| The Parrot
| panda in pub
| Fly Drop
| Coyotes
| The Gerbil
| Ode to the Turkey
| Unruly Parrot
| little tim
| Guide Dog Almost Killed Blind Man
| Roar
| The Sniffer Dog!
| My First Time
| The Perfect Pet
| The Matling Bull
| Interesting Facts
| The Panda
| Shoot the Dog
| Hungry Monkey
| Farmer Joe
| How to Bathe a Cat
| A Bloody Vampire Bat
| Rooster and Peanut Butter
| Dog Property Laws
| Horny Rooster
| The Secret Diary of a Cat
| Dogs `n Light Bulbs
| The Very Special Parrot!
| The snake and the new glasses
| Have you Ever...
| Catching polar bears
| The Panda Bear
| Cat's Prayer
| Missy in heat
| Praying Parrots
| Bloodied Vampire
| Gorilla Capture
| The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
| Elephant One Liners
| Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
| Aren't You Sorry?
| Rules for Cats
| 99 Click
| Penguin goes into a bar
| Crossed
| A Mother Cow
| Outside a Dog...
| Chicken and the Egg
| "Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
| Dog life...
| Did you hear...
| Caling in sick
| Cat Quiz for Humans
| Movie dog
| Difference between cats and dogs
| cows
| Teddy bear
| Three (other) little pigs...
| sandpaper
| Dictionary
| The Elephant
| Dog
| Egg-Laying
| Q: What has four legs and an arm?
| Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
| Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
| Q: What kind of dog tells time?
| Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
| Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
| Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
| Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
| Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
| The plumber has arrived
| Never talk to the parrot
| Three very tough mice
| Cat technical support problems
| I'll use my seeing eye dog
| The preacher buys a parrot
| Q. What do you call a dog with three legs?...
| Q. What goes "Nort, Nort"?...
| Q. What do elephants use for condoms?...
| Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?...
| Q. What's the difference between a hog and...
| Q. How does a cat commit suicide?...
| Q. What's a pet on the floor called?...
| Q. What's the difference between a women's...
| A man walked into his back yard one morning...
| My Dog Sex...
| Do I have your attention? Here is a theory....
| Two whales, a male and female, are swimming...
| The dog is not allowed in the house....
| Q. What is the difference between a frog and...
| Q. Where does virgin wool come from?...
| Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman...
| Need a BMW
| Monkeying around
| Just browsing
| There She Blows
| Shark Attack
| Cat Hating Husband
| It's What's for Dinner
| Four Worms and a Funeral
| 2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road
| Unbearable Lightness of Being
| What drug was the duck ...
| What do you call a lazy baby...
| A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
| Afghani Fowl
| A Real Watch Dog
| Animals in the Fridge!
| Bar... Duckman
| Bear and Toilet
| Big Noses
| Birdie Poem
| Blonde and Goldfish
| Blondog
| Bull
| C'mere Pig
| Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
| Chicken ain't chicken
| Chicken...Underwear
| Cow Bells
| Cow with No Legs
| Crossbred Dogs
| Dead Dog
| Dog Days
| Dog gone It
| Donkey and Onion
| Dragging Their Feet
| Elephant and Prostitute
| Elephant Tampon
| Fairy Tale For Our Times
| Get Away From my Deer!
| Gone With The Schwinn
| Gorilla Control
| Harem
| Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle.
| Holy Moley
| How To Clean A Cat
| A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
| Escape from the Institution
| To take over the other side.
| They're boasting about race records
| A very insulting parrot
| Worries about mad cow disease
| He is a very smart dog
| The cat's chalkboard assignments
| An amazing talking dog
| This dog is acting badly
| To corrupt the other side
| Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
| No, you should eat your fingers separately
| A walkie-talkie, of course
| A watch dog
| Rocket Science
| Throwing Stuff Down A Mineshaft
| Obnoxious Parrot on an Airplane
| Gator Bite
| You Might Be A Redneck...Thesaurus
| They'd break
| Mewseum
| Meow-sic
| A first-aid kit
| Light mouse work.
| From chasing cars.
| Because it's the scenter.
| Because it is let out in the morning
| Because they have two left feet.
| Not too many elephants finish high school.
| So they won't step on the fish.
| They were raised in a zoo!
| Cow With No Legs
| Blind Sky Divers
| 2 Crows
| Combining Flipper and Jaws
| Birds wear underwear
| 17 Parrots
| Smart Dog
| The great rabbit escape!
| Chicken and the road thru history.
| The Very Special Parrot!
| Dogs 'n Light Bulbs
| The Secret Diary of a Cat
| fella goes to the doctors
| Three ducks arrive
| 2 snakes walk into a bar...
| Why did the walrus go to
| Cats Guide To Humans
| If You're A Bear
| Feline Fasting
| Alligator Shoes
| Breaststroke
| Attempted Murder
| Burglary
| New Rooster
| The Duck
| Prawns
| The Pig
| The Better Bull
| Curious Camel
| Donkey's Will Kill U
| New Parrot
| Why God Created Animals
| Mary had a little lamb
| Departmental stores
| A duck
| Roosters
| The butcher and the dog-genius
| Just Ducky!
| Lesbian Frogs
| Monkies in a tree.
| Bzzzzz!!
| Another chicken crosses the road.
| Tough Mice
| Mice in a lightbulb?
| The Parrot
| Cow Joke
| Why did the punk cross the road?
| Talking Dog
| The parrot who wouldn\'t talk.
| Elephant Riddles Five
| Praying Parrots
| Pantyhose
| No Sex on the Ark!
| The Ocotpus!
| Dogs \'n Light Bulbs
| Green
| Talking Parrot
| 3 fucking flys flys
| The duck and the boat shop
| Go, Silver, Go!
| King of the Jungle
| *Mr. Rabbit & Mr. Bear*
| It happens
| Jimmy
| (q.)why did the people name the male whale...
| Centipede
| Blind dinosaur!
| Bunny love
| 3 little piggies
| What do you give a sick bird
| Gatores &chicks
| Leap Years
| What do you give a sick Bird?...
| Monkeys
| Lihgthouse Toad
| rdtrdftr...
| Wildlife Jenie
| Cat is HUNGARY!
| The Squirrel
| Canary
| Stop!! You Dog!!!
| Sheep
| Weird Animals
| Dog drink
| The Chicken and the Black Man
| What do you call Jessica Winston?...
| If a cow takes a picture, how the picture...
| Hahahahah
| what do you call a donkey with no legs...
| Spider
| The bear joke
| Monkey
| Gwapes
| Camel and Giraffe
| No i deer
| Why
| Tights
| Elepants
| Monkey
| One with the chicken
| Hippopautomis
| Rabbit joke
| Cows
| Zoo
| Skunk
| Jesus is watching you
| What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?...
| Spider spider
| Whacky Races!
| THE TWELVE DAYS OF C(at)HRISTMAS
| Caught with the turkey
| Why dogs sniff
| Whose Dog Is Smarter?
| Cat Wisdom
| A cat goes to Heaven
| The Gospel Truth About Dogs and Cats
| Gator Balls
| Calling dogs and cats
| Three Dogs and Liver and Cheese
| Playing the Gorilla
| Some Animal Riddles
| Filthy Parrot
| Dancing Duck
| How to catch a Polar Bear
| Talking Dog (classic joke)
| Identical Horses
| Monkey and the Cue Ball
| A grasshopper walks into a bar
| Rules for Dogs
| Naughty Noah
| A new twist to the three pigs
| Sad Cat
| Bathing Beauties
| Turkey Ball
| Why Men Live Longer than Animals
| Dog Quotations
| The Top 15 Signs Your Prom Date May Have a Transplanted Monkey Brain
| Animal Trickery
| What a Hamster
| Have you seen my dog?
| Escargot
| Cow Murderer
| My Dog's Name?
| Seeing Eye Dogs
| Dot-Dash
| Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder
| Animal Lover
| For the Birds
| Dog Lick
| A Quickie
| Penguins
| The Top 12 Least Popular Gifts in the Animal Kingdom
| Top 19 List of Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers
| Porcupine and Mercedes
| What a Duck...
| Bad Dog
| Two Snails
| The Top 20 Fish Dirty Movie Titles
| The Top 15 Titles for the Roy Horn Tiger-Attack TV Movie-of-the-Week
| The Top 20 Songs by the Beagles
| Killed the Rooster
| The Top 14 Things Overheard at an Animal Hotel (Part I)
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