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| Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
| Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
| Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
| Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
| Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
| Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
| Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
| Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
| I think that I'm a chicken
| Purchasing a new bird
| Worries about mad cow disease
| This is one smart dog
| He is a very smart dog
| Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
| Q. What did one lesbian frog say to the other...
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| Q. What is green and smells like pork?...
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| Q. What's the difference between a women's...
| A man walked into his back yard one morning...
| My Dog Sex...
| Do I have your attention? Here is a theory....
| Two whales, a male and female, are swimming...
| The dog is not allowed in the house....
| Q. What is the difference between a frog and...
| Q. Where does virgin wool come from?...
| Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman...
| Need a BMW
| Monkeying around
| Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake...
| The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
| An Atheist and a Bear
| Frenchman and Farm Animals
| What's dangerous and swings from trees?
| What did the fish
| My First Time
| A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights...
| Bird Brained
| What Do You Call A Monkey In The Lost Desert...
| Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!
| A Little Lysdexic Humor
| Animal Wackiness
| Baptism Is Not for Everyone
| Bear and Deer
| Bells on Cows
| Bird vs. Fly
| Blonde & Turtle
| Blondes and cow patties
| Bug's Mind
| Blonde Bird Watcher
| Cat Hospital
| Charging Elephant
| Chicken on the Football Field
| Cow at Cranberry Cove
| Cow Riddle
| Cross Breeding
| Dead Ant
| Dog Crossing
| Doggie No Legs
| Don't Welsh On Me
| Double-Parked Frog
| Elephant and Man
| Elephant Time
| Energizer Bunny
| Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil
| Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room
| Gorilla Chase!
| Gum Crossing
| Helen Keller's Dog
| Holy Moley
| How To Clean A Cat
| A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
| Escape from the Institution
| To take over the other side.
| A frog calls a psychic
| Rules for Cats Who Have to Run a House
| The story of the bats
| A game of animal football
| The preacher buys a parrot
| Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
| Cat technical support problems
| To bankrupt the other side
| To a crow bar
| Why do seagulls live near the sea
| Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
| Four Men and Their Dogs
| The Christmas Parrot
| Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland
| Vet
| You Might Be A Redneck...Deer
| Two tigers
| Turkey
| Purrfect cat
| A first-aid kit
| Light mouse work.
| From chasing cars.
| Because it's the scenter.
| A dog barking in a mirror.
| Because white ones get dirty too fast.
| Three in front and three in back.
| A monkey with a machine gun.
| Cross Between . . . .
| Bulls Survive Tornado
| A Cat's Diary
| Combining Flipper and Jaws
| Bear & Rabbit
| The snake and the new glasses
| Susie walkin the dog!
| Down and dirty!
| Gorilla in a Tree
| The Enchanted Snake
| King of the Jungle...
| A sergeant-major in the Paras
| how do u put an elephant into
| A baby polar bear asks
| Mary had a little lamb
| Three Dogs
| Declan the Crab
| 3 Little Pigs
| Fleas
| Attempted Suicide
| Casino Player
| Bagging
| Chainsaw
| Memory
| The Parrot
| Rooster
| Three Bulls
| Holy Cow!!
| Cat Diary
| Lion Tamer
| Spying Parrot
| Cross eyed dog
| Mary had a little lamb
| Yassir Arafat
| A turtle called Speedy
| The captain and the camel
| The bad-mouthed parrot!
| If You Are Unhappy
| A bat joke.
| Horses
| My Paw
| New dinosaur found!
| Worms.
| Farmboy & Bull
| A pile of one liners!
| Skunks
| Crossed
| The parrot who wouldn\'t talk.
| Elephant Riddles Five
| Praying Parrots
| Pantyhose
| No Sex on the Ark!
| The Ocotpus!
| Dogs \'n Light Bulbs
| Green
| Talking Parrot
| 3 fucking flys flys
| The duck and the boat shop
| Lightbulbs
| Robert
| It\'s rining cCats and Dogs!!!
| Shark
| Dont trust vet\'s
| Ribbit!
| A camel and an elephant
| Little birdie...
| Why did the turkey cross the road
| Breeding
| Smart duck stupid shopkeeper!
| The Camel, and the Elephant
| Falling bears
| Talking dog
| Just Looking Around
| one day a man walked into a bar, and there...
| Alvin and the Chipmunks
| Elephant joke
| Chickens
| Nikki
| You
| Two peguins at the store.
| The Slug
| The Possum
| Cat and Chicken!!!!!
| Cards
| Spider Spider
| The cow
| THE FROG
| My donkey
| Famous detective
| Monkey
| Gay Guy
| Rabbit From the Grave
| Cow
| Woof!
| Bunnys
| Bumble bee
| Garilla in a tree
| The male and female housefly
| Trapping Bears
| MONSTER!!!
| Dog shit
| Monkey Joke
| The Rabbits pudding!
| Flies in a lightbulb
| HEIR A DOG
| Eskimo cow
| Vet Analysis
| Cats Top Ten Favorite Christmas Songs
| The End of Poe's Raven
| the 3 little moles
| A cats rendition of 12 days of xmas..
| Chicken clothes
| Charismatic Autonomous Terminator (CAT)
| Grizzly Bears
| Two gay guys at the zoo
| Cat and the Rooster
| Got any Grapes?
| Dog's New Years Resolution
| My First
| This little piggie went to the bar
| Door to door Evangelism
| Face to face with a lion
| A man and his new bride were in their honeymoon...
| Cats and Teenagers
| Silly French Humor
| Dog Poetry
| Hiding a lion
| Keep this one in the zoo.
| Monkey Business
| Pet monkey
| Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets
| Sign of the Dog
| Do one brave thing today
| Dog Day at Pizza Hut
| Sniffer
| The Pet Bird
| The Difference
| Rules of Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats
| Got any Grapes?
| The Top 14 Signs Your Cat Has "Mad Cat Disease"
| How to Catch a Polar Bear
| Now That's a Mouse
| Elephant with Diarrhea
| Medium Chicken
| For the Birds
| Dog Lick
| A Quickie
| Penguins
| The Top 12 Least Popular Gifts in the Animal Kingdom
| Top 19 List of Reasons Why Dogs Don't Use Computers
| Porcupine and Mercedes
| What a Duck...
| Bad Dog
| Two Snails
| The Top 20 Fish Dirty Movie Titles
| The Top 15 Titles for the Roy Horn Tiger-Attack TV Movie-of-the-Week
| The Top 20 Songs by the Beagles
| Killed the Rooster
| The Top 14 Things Overheard at an Animal Hotel (Part I)
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