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| Posted by Jay Jay on 07-Aug-2005 | Apparently, somewhere in England in an open...Apparently, somewhere in England in an open field otherwise
untouched by human presence, there is a sign that says,
"Do not throw stones at this sign."
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| Posted by Sandeep S. Tatle on 07-Aug-2005 | Want Ad:...Want Ad:
"For Sale: Antique Desk, suitable for lady with thick legs and large
drawers."
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| Posted by Andrew Jameson on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Pennsylvania cemetery:...In a Pennsylvania cemetery:
"Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."
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| Posted by Jeremy A. Overton on 07-Aug-2005 | At a Santa Fe gas station:...At a Santa Fe gas station:
"We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
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| Posted by Aimee C. Goldberg on 07-Aug-2005 | In a clothing store:...In a clothing store:
"Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
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| Posted by the politically correct funny PERSON on 07-Aug-2005 | in Kansas:...in Kansas:
"Fire Danger, Do Not Drive Into Thick Smoke, Pull
Over"
Aw, the lawyers just make us say that, go right ahead if you want
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| Posted by Jesse D. Evins on 07-Aug-2005 | On a New York convalescent home:...On a New York convalescent home:
"For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."
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| Posted by Homie G. Funk on 07-Aug-2005 | Classified Ad:...Classified Ad:
Georgia Peaches
California Grown
89 Cents Lb.
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| Posted by fuzzy slippers on 07-Aug-2005 | On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners:...On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners:
"38 years on the same spot."
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| Posted by Leanne Babydoll on 07-Aug-2005 | On a home's kitchen wall:...On a home's kitchen wall:
My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
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| Posted by Saska on 07-Aug-2005 | In a repair shop:...In a repair shop:
"We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1."
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| Posted by Eissirk on 07-Aug-2005 | On the bottom of a bottle of chocolate milk:...On the bottom of a bottle of chocolate milk:
Do not turn over.
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| Posted by lady marmalade on 07-Aug-2005 | Classified Ad:...Classified Ad:
Nice Parachute -
Never Opened - Used Once
Slightly Stained
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| Posted by Clarence Chicken on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Tokyo Hotel:...In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you
are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
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| Posted by Ryen Rioux on 07-Aug-2005 | Classified Ad:...Classified Ad:
Cows, Calves Never Bred...
Also 1 Gay Bull For Sale
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| Posted by Wild Bill on 07-Aug-2005 | At a number of military bases:...At a number of military bases:
"Restricted to unauthorized personnel."
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| Posted by TruPatriot on 07-Aug-2005 | From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:...From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:
When passenger of foot
heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but
if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
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| Posted by Chris S. Porter on 07-Aug-2005 | On G. Altman's Chicken:...On G. Altman's Chicken:
"Been Roasting Since 1957"
Will that be
regular, or extra crispy?
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| Posted by Andrina T. Phillip on 07-Aug-2005 | Classified Ad:...Classified Ad:
Snow Blower For Sale....
Only Used On Snowy Days
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| Posted by Saloom on 07-Aug-2005 | On a radiator repair garage:...On a radiator repair garage:
"Best place to take a leak."
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| Posted by Brian m. Spillner on 07-Aug-2005 | Classified Ad:...Classified Ad:
Ground Beast: 99 Cents Lb.
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| Posted by missbehavin on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Japanese hotel:...In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid.
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| Posted by Lily Glynn on 07-Aug-2005 | Want ad:...Want ad:
"Three year old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred."
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| Posted by Twistie on 07-Aug-2005 | Instructions for a chainsaw:...Instructions for a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands or genitals.
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| Posted by Maxwell Murder on 07-Aug-2005 | In Dinosaur, Colorado:...In Dinosaur, Colorado:
"Dinosaur Baptist Church"
Give me that old time religion!
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