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():other funny jokes (4827): AQUARIUS: Jan 20 - Feb 18...


Posted by Anuradha K. Dissanayake on 07-Aug-2005

AQUARIUS: Jan 20 - Feb 18...

AQUARIUS: Jan 20 - Feb 18

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Did you hear about the two men from the monastery...


Posted by Topher on 07-Aug-2005

Did you hear about the two men from the monastery...

Did you hear about the two men from the monastery who opened a fast-food seafood restaurant?
- One was the fish friar, the other was the chip monk.

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Best introduction to a musical performance:...


Posted by Angela D. Cox on 07-Aug-2005

Best introduction to a musical performance:...

Best introduction to a musical performance:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I've suffered for my music. Now it's your turn."

- Michael Palin, parodying Bob Dylan

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): You can't fall off the floor....


Posted by Matt Bridges on 07-Aug-2005

You can't fall off the floor....

You can't fall off the floor.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): What kind of tires do Delorean's have?...


Posted by Mo Jo on 07-Aug-2005
What kind of tires do Delorean's have?...
What kind of tires do Delorean's have?

Snow Tires.


What happens as a Delorean drives down the street?

The white line disappears.

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Men's Room Graffiti...


Posted by Red on 07-Aug-2005
Men's Room Graffiti...

Men's Room Graffiti

Please don't throw cigarette butts in the urinal;
it makes them hard to light.
   

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