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| Posted by Nady on 09-Aug-2005 | Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\:Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\: Where some hemlines fall.
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| Posted by Charisma K. Carsinoger on 09-Aug-2005 | The wifeThe wife says: You want
The wife means: You want
The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want
The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
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| Posted by HoolieBear on 09-Aug-2005 | Expresses selfExpresses self well: Can string two sentences together.
Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates alike: A coward.
Happy: Paid too much.
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| Posted by Matt G on 09-Aug-2005 | Dictionary ofDictionary of Evaluation Comments
Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.
GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE: A coward.
SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid.
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Turns in work on time.
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| Posted by Yo Momma on 09-Aug-2005 | Verbal: AbleVerbal: Able to whine in words
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
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| Posted by Pumpkin Pie on 09-Aug-2005 | Varicose --Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited
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