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():funny definitions (324): Argument


Posted by Benjamin J. Condie on 09-Aug-2005

Argument

A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't
realized it yet.

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():funny definitions (324): From Mom's Dictionary......


Posted by Mandy Moore on 07-Aug-2005

From Mom's Dictionary......

From Mom's Dictionary...

Ow (noun)

The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Cannibal...


Posted by Save D. Last Dance on 07-Aug-2005

Cannibal...

Cannibal

Person who likes to see other people stewed.

   

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():funny definitions (324): From Mom's Dictionary......


Posted by Daniel Rush on 07-Aug-2005

From Mom's Dictionary......

From Mom's Dictionary...

Dumbwaiter (noun)

One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Toaster...


Posted by Scott D. Bibee on 07-Aug-2005
Toaster...
Toaster (noun)

A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Intaxication...


Posted by Chris Taylor on 07-Aug-2005
Intaxication...
Intaxication

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

   

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