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| Posted by Butter Fly on 11-Aug-2005 | Arthritic ThumbA man sits down at a diner counter and, when the waitress arrives, orders a bowl of chili. The waitress brings the chili but, the man notices, her thumb is in the chili. "Uh, ma'am", asks the customer, "may I ask what your thumb is doing in my bowl of chili"? "Well", answers the waitress, "I went to the doctor today, and he said I have arthritis in my thumb.....and to keep it in something warm every chance I got". Outraged, the customer retorts, "Well, then....why don't you shove it up your fuckin' ass??" The waitress smiles, and says, "I DO when I'm back in the kitchen".
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| Posted by Harry Nipples on 11-Aug-2005 | Smart pillsTwo buddies were walking down the warf one day.Jack asked Joe what is 99+347.Well Joe said,thats easy boy,thats 446.Joe boy your getting some smart Jack said.Well Jack I been eating smart pills.You got anymore Joe.Yes I got More.So then Joe puts his hand down the ass of his pants and takes one out and gives it to jack.Then Jacks says my Joe,this tastes like shit.Joe says well Jack,your getting smarter already.
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