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| Posted by Pedro Fonseca on 13-Aug-2005 | Ashes to AshesA guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says, 'What's this?' She says, 'Oh, my father's ashes are in there.' He turns beat red in horror and goes, 'Geez, oh, er...I...' She says, 'Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.'
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| Posted by Hansen H. Lieu on 13-Aug-2005 | Green bucketwhat is green and looks like a bucket?
a green bucket.
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| Posted by The Purple Lady on 13-Aug-2005 | Really dumb1. Whats brown and stickey
a stick!
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2. Whats big and says bus
a bus!
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3. Whats pink and fluffy
pink fluff!
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| Posted by Jason Cox on 13-Aug-2005 | $20 million jackpotA Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, ''I want my $20 million.'' The man replied, ''No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.''
The Redneck said, ''Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.'' Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, ''Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!''
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