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| Posted by Apple Jack on 10-Aug-2005 | Babe RootWhat do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?
Babe Root.
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| Posted by Box Turtle on 10-Aug-2005 | EuropeA baseball player is sitting on the bench along with the coach. Suddenly,
the
coach starts saying, "Germany, Italy, Spain, Britain." The guy looks at
him and
says, "Huh?" to which the coach replies... "Europe!"
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| Posted by Dave Kozlowsky on 10-Aug-2005 | Baseball and LawWhat is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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| Posted by CuTiE BaBiE on 10-Aug-2005 | Right after the National AnthemA rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have
a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw.
"You always lose control at the same point in every game."
"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."
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| Posted by Michelle Bowery on 10-Aug-2005 | Giant FansWhy is it so windy at Candlestick Park? (Home of the San Francisco Giants)
Because of all the Giant Fans!
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| Posted by Kitty Devil on 10-Aug-2005 | 2 FOR 1A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle as hunting season was about
to start. He goes to a rifle shop and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you
can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the
scope and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man
replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man and looks at his house. Then he
hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this
scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and
shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I
think I can do that with one shot!"
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