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| Posted by kendal on 10-Aug-2005 | Bad news/Good newsMother to teenage daughter:
"The bad news is, we're moving to a different city. The good news is, your new
school is full of boys who didn't see you get sick in the cafeteria last month."
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| Posted by Allison L. Benaderet on 10-Aug-2005 | 10 signs to see if your kid is a nerd.10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and
authority figures.
9. Is overly enthusiastic about 'Dungeons and Dragons' and other role playing
games.
8. Very familiar with megahertz, wears glasses and, can quote scripture.
7. Frequently speaks of martial arts, but still gets beaten up.
6. Says 'Whom' instead of 'Who.'
5. Is pleased when disruptive individuals are sent to the office, so that they
can continue with their learning.
4. Prefers NPR to any music.
3. Gets upset when there is a test or quiz that he did not know about.
2. Rooted for Deep-Blue in the famous chess game.
1. Must be pulled off bridge when not accepted at the college of his choice.
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| Posted by Scott Anderson on 10-Aug-2005 | Money through CongressOne day a boy asked his mother for 100 dollars to buy a toy. She said NO. So
he wrote a letter to GOD asking for a 100 dollars. When the letter got to the
post office they figured that GOD meant the president. So they sent the letter
to the white house. The president read it and just to be nice sent the boy 10
dollars. The boy was very excited for getting the money. He wrote a thank you
letter back to GOD that read: "Thank you GOD for the money. I see that you had
to send the letter through the white house and as usual those thiefing basterds
taxed 90%"
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| Posted by ryanjenkins on 10-Aug-2005 | SchoolAs long as there are tests, there will be prayer
in public schools.
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| Posted by Nikki L. Heller on 10-Aug-2005 | Talkin' Walkin' Kids"We spend the first twelve months of our children's
lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next
twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up."
-Phyllis Diller
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| Posted by Sarah H. Griffin on 10-Aug-2005 | OuthouseOnce there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an
outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer,cold in
the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting
on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that
outhouse into the creek.
One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy decided
today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got a large stick
and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated
away.
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad
replied,"Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you,
wasn't it, son?" The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said,
"Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a cherry tree
and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father wasn't in that cherry
tree."
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