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():funny definitions (324): Alert to


Posted by Tom Fell on 09-Aug-2005

Alert to

Alert to company developments: An office gossip.

Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.

Average: Not too bright.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Download: Gettin'


Posted by Make Me A. Laugh on 09-Aug-2005

Download: Gettin'

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.

Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.

Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
   

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():funny definitions (324): RAISIN: Grape


Posted by Loreeen on 09-Aug-2005

RAISIN: Grape

RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Dictionary of


Posted by thomas mindenhall on 09-Aug-2005

Dictionary of

Dictionary of Evaluation Comments

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together.

SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life.

CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL: Scared.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Consults with


Posted by Brent Salfen on 09-Aug-2005
Consults with
Consults with supervisor often: Very annoying.

Delegates responsibility effectively: Passes the buck well.

Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice.
   

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():funny definitions (324): Parasites \par'-uh-sites\:


Posted by Hi Hi on 09-Aug-2005
Parasites \par'-uh-sites\:
Parasites \par'-uh-sites\: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\: A helper on the farm.

Polarize \po'-lur-ize\: What penguins see with.
   

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