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| Posted by Ashley E. Who Cares on 10-Aug-2005 | Baptism Is Not for EveryoneNo matter how hard you try, you can't baptize a cat.
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| Posted by Fermatta Aolcom on 10-Aug-2005 | Bar... DuckmanA man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, "May I
help you, sir?"
The duck says, "Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass."
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| Posted by M Grice on 10-Aug-2005 | Give the frog a loanA frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loan."
"Well Mr.. frog, go over there to Mrs. Black's desk, she is the loan manager,
I'm sure she will be happy to talk to you," The head desk says.
The frog hops over to Mrs. Patty Black's desk and says, "I wanna loan."
Mrs. Black says, "Well Mr. Frog, we will have to get some paperwork for you to
sign, so if you will wait right here..." At this point the frog pulls out of his
knapsack a golden disk and hands it over to her.
She asks, confused, "What is this?"
The frog croaks back, "I wanna loan." She rubs her head, and walks back to her
boss and says, "I don't get it, a frog hops in here wanting a loan, and gives me
this golden disk. Do you know what it is?"
The boss laughs and says, "It's a knick-knack Patty Black, give the frog a
loan!"
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| Posted by Doc Robinson on 10-Aug-2005 | Lucky FrogI decided to take a day off from work and go golfing. I was on the fourth
hole, when I discovered a small frog sitting on the green. I paid it no
attention until I heard, ''Ribbit. Nine iron.''
That's curious, I thought, but decided to trust the frog. I pulled out a nine
iron, and sunk a hole-in-one. Amazing! So I picked up the frog and headed to the
fifth hole. I asked the frog what club to used and it said, ''Ribbit. Three
wood.'' I used that club and sunk another hole-in-one! I continued an amazing
round of golf. At the end, I asked the frog where we should go next. ''Ribbit.
Vegas.''
So we went to Vegas, and I asked the frog what we should do first. ''Ribbit.
Roulette.''
So we went up to the roulette table, and I asked the frog how much I should
wager. ''Ribbit. Three thousand dollars.''
It was a lot of money, but I ponied up anyway. Needless to say, I won big! I
took my earnings and got the best room in the hotel. Once we were up there, I
asked the frog if there was anything I could do to repay it. ''Ribbit. Kiss
me.''
I figured, what the hell, it's just a frog. So I kissed the frog, and it
turned into a 15-year old girl. That's how she ended up in my room, and if I'm
lying, my name's not William Jefferson Clinton.
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| Posted by Emma Vogel on 10-Aug-2005 | Bar... GrasshopperA grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drink
named after you!'
The grasshopper looks surprised and says, 'You have a drink named Steve?'
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| Posted by Alexqd on 10-Aug-2005 | Bear and DeerWhat do you get when you cross a bear with a deer?
Beer
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