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| Posted by HoMer H. SiMpsOn on 09-Aug-2005 | Bar... DuckmanA man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says, "May I help you, sir?"
The duck says, "Yeah. Help me get this human out of my ass."
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| Posted by vic Lee on 09-Aug-2005 | Bar... GrasshopperA grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ''Hey, we have a drink named after you!''
The grasshopper looks surprised and says, ''You have a drink named Steve?''
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| Posted by Yo Mama on 09-Aug-2005 | Three menThree men walk into a bar,
You think one or them would have seen it!
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| Posted by Hugo Limberskin on 09-Aug-2005 | 12 ShotsA guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
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| Posted by christina share on 09-Aug-2005 | A Good Bud is Hard tWhat's the difference between men and beer? When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.
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| Posted by Andy Duraaaaaaaaaaaan on 09-Aug-2005 | A Rainbow of DevotioA nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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