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| Posted by vic Lee on 09-Aug-2005 | Bar... GrasshopperA grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, ''Hey, we have a drink named after you!''
The grasshopper looks surprised and says, ''You have a drink named Steve?''
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| Posted by Yo Mama on 09-Aug-2005 | Three menThree men walk into a bar,
You think one or them would have seen it!
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| Posted by Hugo Limberskin on 09-Aug-2005 | 12 ShotsA guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
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| Posted by christina share on 09-Aug-2005 | A Good Bud is Hard tWhat's the difference between men and beer? When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.
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| Posted by Andy Duraaaaaaaaaaaan on 09-Aug-2005 | A Rainbow of DevotioA nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and asks, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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| Posted by Steve j. Kapton on 09-Aug-2005 | All You Can DrinkA man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half. Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, "I know it's none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole "drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one" routine?"
"Well," slurred the man, "There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home."
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