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2 drunks bar hoppingL H. D bar jokes10.0
Merle goes out drinking every night...Mark J. Houlihan bar jokes10.0
Ya maVince Joebob bar jokes9.33
Ode to beerDarnitol bar jokes9.00
The Secret of Happy Old Manplayn bar jokes7.82


First   2 drunks bar hopping
| PANCAKE
| Man in raincoate
| Not My Drink!
| Your mooma is fat
| A dyslexic walks into a bra...
| Assholes
| Four Gay men in a Bar
| Troubleshooting your bar or pub
| 14 pints of Guinness
| Left it at the pub
| Drink For The Women
| Guiness a real drink
| Snail visits bar
| Cowboy in bar
| Gay guy in bar
| Monkey on a string
| Taxman wins $1000
| Lawyer and Drunk
| Two old drunks
| Potato down pants
| 12 inch prick
| St Patrick was gay
| Women pleasing dog
| A nun arrives at the local bar
| Someone stole things from me
| There is a monkey in the bar
| How drunk are you? Official drinking test
| Newly issued alcohol warnings
| Prostitute at bar
| Hank's Beard
| 12 Shots
| All You Can Drink
| Beer Machismo
| Dog vs. Fox
| Fall-Down Drunk
| Got Any Grapes?
| I'm Only Tribute
| Missappropriated Chu
| Saint Patrick's
| Signs You Have a Han
| What Happened in Tex
| Moooooo!
| Heading for Trouble
| Ventriloquist and th
| What, No Golden Goos
| Shine On, You Crazy
| Saint Patrick's
| A man and a woman we
| Get Your Ire Up
| Self-Explanatory
| An Englishman, a Sco
| Dickens and the Mart
| If You Were my Husba
| Braggadocio
| Godawful Pickup Line
| Missappropriated Chu
| Ready to Go Home Yet
| SAMWHICH
| rude jerk
| jesus christ superst
| Two Dwarfs in a Bar
| chinese bar
| Lawyers & Assholes
| Heartburn
| Pukeing drunk
| Bar
| Huntin' and Drin
| The Asylum Loonies..
| All the Drinks are F
| War Wound?
| I Thought You Were M
| Selling the Wife
| The Golden Saloon
| Beer Festival
| Racist Attack
| Viagra Won't Wor
| What is Beer?
| Six Double Vodkas
| Gold Bar
| Charge By The Inch
| Whats the Pubs Name
| Hells Angel In Bar
| Secret weapon
| Chicken
| Worms
| Penis patch
| Plastic or rubber?
| Pork pie
| Light
| For beer drinkers
| Know you're drunk
| Betcha $500
| Payback
| Pirates adventure
| Squeezing my balls
| Bud or coors?
| Beer drinking
| A**hole
| Money in a jar
| Infamous stud
| Superman
| Penis names
| Psychiatric outing
| The ugliest man
| Gay bar
| Grasshopper
| A drunk orders himself a beer
| The wife is not speaking to me
| The number twelve goes to a bar
| Driving home very drunk
| I have a magical dancing duck
| I didn't get any money this time
| Three vampires go to a bar
| Rude Drunk
| Hells Angel In Bar
| Whats the Pubs Name
| Charge By The Inch
| Gold Bar
| Six Double Vodkas
| 12 Shots
| All You Can Drink
| Beer Machismo
| Dog vs. Fox
| Fall-Down Drunk
| Got Any Grapes?
| I'm Only Tribute
| Missappropriated Chump
| Saint Patrick's
| Signs You Have a Hang Over
| What Happened in Texas
| Moooooo!
| Heading for Trouble
| Alcoholic Side-Effect
| Just Keep Drinking!
| Saint Patrick's
| Got Any Grapes?
| Self-Explanatory
| Kiss That Horse'
| Drunken Donut II: The Cop
| How Many Men to Open
| No Way!
| generous drinker
| How to Get a Free Drink
| The Re-Appearing of Jesus
| Lawyers & Assholes
| I'm not Drunk...
| Susie's Legs
| MEN!!!!!!!!!!!
| Sotally Tober
| My First Time
| Deaf Men in a Bar
| Sexual Advisor
| Sick of Her
| Need Olives
| Bar Tab in Alaska
| Beer Troubleshooting
| American Beer
| Got Every Woman in Town
| The Walk Home
| Healing Touch
| Whats in a drink?
| $20 to clean suit
| Old Scottish man
| Snail visits bar
| 2 drunks bar hopping
| Guy talks to barman
| 3 bits of string
| $2000 cash prize
| Circus owner in bar
| Monkey ate pool ball
| Bar pickup
| Bigger than a horse
| Dennis Rodman
| Ode to beer
| Left it at the pub
| Drink For The Women
| Poor farmer
| You're a wanker
| 12 Shots
| Sandwich
| Singled Out
| A man rushed into a bar
| A man walks into a bar
| Just idle conversation...
| That's really; really nasty & practical
| Three little ducks
| A blind man and his dog in a bar.
| Ugly guy
| Drunk
| How old is this drink?
| Karate chop
| Mistaken identity
| Pickup truck full of blondes
| Sexy timepiece
| Heaven and hell
| Get it straight
| Beer consumption
| Brother is "out"
| Control freaks
| Drunk driver
| Furniture salesman
| 15 signs you drank too much
| Accidental bonding
| Bad car day
| Stumpy-legged pink dog
| Bodybuilding
| Got beer!!
| 25 signs you've had too much to drink
| 3 gay guys in a bar
| Women pleasing dog
| What do the Pubs Name?
| 6 Shots of Whiskey
| Guy spits into glass
| Drunk Mrs. Fitzgeral
| Bad Car Day
| What Happened in Tex
| Piss Drunk
| Bar pickup
| The counter-lunch
| Just Keep Drinking!
| Steering wheel
| A man and a woman we
| Duck walks into bar
| Lone Ranger returns
| Toilet Hygiene
| Yaw Want to Find Jesus?
| Poor farmer
| Racist Attack
| Give Me A Double
| Gay bar
| God-awful Pickup Line
| Whiskey in the Jar
| The Three Little Pigs
| Bar Challenge
| American Indian
| Husband,wife with Beer
| I can tell the difference
| Man got puzzled in the Bar
| Two buddies are sitting at the bar
| A Mexican, Polack, black, Italian, a priest, a rab
| A mushroom walks into a bar
| Drunk
| Man Needs a Push
| Right woman
| Got any Tobacco?
| The Morning After
| Scotch & Water
| Shake her hand
| Monkey
| I Bought Something for
| My Best Buddy!
| Iowan Visits Arkansas
| Guiness & The Mouse
| Family Sports?
| Drunk Date
| Different Perspective
| Buy Everyone a Round
| Beer President's Have a Beer
| A Guy Walks Into A Bar
| 7 Shots of Vodka!
| Who needs women
| Good Samaritan
| Panda in a Bar
| Donkey Woman!
| The best bar in the world...
| A man goes into a bar
| The owner of a bar
| A guy walks into a bar and asks...
| This guy walks into a small town bar...
| A Night Out
| Excuses
| Attitude Towards Whiskey
| Getting Home
| Scotch Please
| Too Much to Drink
| Best Steak
| Horse in Bar
| D.... Bag
| Amazing
| Pure
| Hit the Monkey
| Pirate Joke
| Ouch
| Jumper cables
| The perfect pickup line
| Beers for everyone!
| A Horse walks into a Bar
| Skeleton Joke
| The Golden Toilet
| Bar Joke
| The Dead Dog
| The Drunk and the Nun
| I'm Cured!
| Man's best friend.
| Give Me the Bill
| A canadian in a Texas bar...
| The Telepathic Watch!
| Lager Prayer
| Hippie in a Bar
| The Test!
| Just idle conversation...
| Doctor Moss
| Yo momma\'s fat
| Nigro joaks
| $10,000
| Bloody Mary
| Road Jokes
| Skittlez
| Are you chicken?
| Whats wrong
| The fuk up
| Women
| Bathroom is in the house.
| Yo mamma is so ugly
| Poor Prick
| Man in a bar
| Old Person
| Looking around
| Walks into a bar
| Confucious:
| Dirty Girl
| The Blind Man Joke (its really good!!)
| When I die I want go like my Grandfather-peacefully...
| Yo moma is so fat she makes Godzilla look like a teady beare
| What happened to the boy who knocked on his...
| You so tore up...
| Zebra
| Chesticle
| Ohh no!
| Hiiiiiii
| One day a man walked into a bar to get a drink....
| Youpoompoomhead
| Tattooed Penis
| whats funnier than a dead baby?...
| where do gays park their bikes?...
| Yo momma so fat
| do you know how dumb blondes are?...
| Thick
| Teddy Bears
| Your mums so fat.
| Bar
| Two Back Tires-...
| Not a joke
| Dumb ass
| Doctors office
| The bar
| Colorful
| Saved $2
| Your daddy
| A Franchise
| The story about McAdory High
| Fat counter
| yo mommas teeth so yellow , every time she...
| A woman walks into a bar
| Gay barbeque
| Seeing double
| YOUR MAMA STUPID SHE TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE...
| Yo mama so old
| "I have a dilexic friend named "Bob" he spelles...
| Sex
| The drunk
| Disney divorce
| Osama bin laden
| Red neck
| Yo momma so ugly
| Spikes?
| Ugly people
| Funny
| Yo mommas blood type
| BOBBI
| Shipmans last meal
| Why do black women smell bad?
| Fghgfh
| Food poising
| Basketball
| Moebius
| Funny ya got to read
| The bet
| One day this guy walks into a bar and asks...
| Yo mammas.....
| Gay dinosaur
| That is what you get!
| I think I know tou
| what does a guy say when he walks into a bar...
| Short Momma
| U mite b a red neck if......
| How to drown a blond
| The irresistable bet
| 3 hoes and 1 pimp
| Horrible fact
| Rooster and onion
| Yomamma
| Stupid but funny
| A blind man
| The immediate versus The big picture.....
| Coke
| HaHA!...
| Irish man
| Donkey
| Mission for the President
| FUnny
| Beheading of Osama??™s dick
| New inventions by blondes.
| Bar
| ya momma is so dumb she put her fingas in...
| Board shorts
| Lez
| Homeless chicks
| rude
| Americans hate immagrints
| Intersection
| Good Balls
| Phones
| ques que sa fais 10 blonde qui se tiennepar...
| THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS
| Empire status rudey
| K.O.
| Yo mamas glasses
| Bum
| The book
| The Mushroom
| Www.Fabians jokes.com
| Ur mommas so fat
| Bunny love
| Hosipatal bed
| Computers
| Yo mamma
| a well-built man with good...
| Cheapest meat
| why was the ghost allways at the bar?...
| Crack up
| What?
| Ouch
| In laws
| The Doc
| Yo moma so
| A tip from Grandma
| Squeaky Clean
| Sins
| The cow joke
| Difference between a good girl and a bad girl...
| Peanuts-- C-Brown & Lucy
| Haaaaaaa!!!!!!!
| mkfjgkjregjrdfvjergvjerej...
| Dog
| Tears in a bar
| Yo mamma is so fat
| Once upon a time,there was a girl who was...
| Jelly beans
| SARDAR
| This joke is fairly long but a guarenteed...
| OUCH!
| Survivers
| 3 guys
| Teachers
| Tab
| yo mommas so ugly, she didnt git hit with...
| Horse in a bar
| Knock knock
| Bobbyis gay
| CHICKEN MANIA
| MAKAN@YAHOO
| Yo mama
| Ann douglas
| West Verginian hillbilly...
| Pubes
| blonde jokes...
| Little girl
| Kodak Moment
| Three guys
| 3 blonds walk into a bar what do they say?...
| Your mom is so skinny
| First Day With Me Hook
| Dear or deer
| Kumasi tough guy
| all im going to do is crack an egg on your...
| The Pirate
| Bar and Pavement
| Bars are bad
| Yo mamma so skinny
| Mommy i shot the dog
| Bowling
| Yo mama
| Dough Boy
| Halloween Shop
| Miscellanous
| /.g;fkbixdbgkixdhczsohgpsfhislkflxjgljkijgfifihgfihjtifhjitj...
| Real Beer
| A guy walks into a bar and sits down
| Jet setting drunks
| First, or maybe second, aid
| How to avoid drunk driving tests
| Kids say the darndest things. . .
| Strong Man
| Drinking in the family
| Jackass in the bar
| 10 pints of Guinness in one sitting
| A priest, a rabbi, and Buddha
| Drinkers Alphabet
| My wife doesn't understand...
| Have you found Jesus?
| Viral Warfare in a Bar
| White Horse in a bar
| Throwing Up Drunk
| Made me stop drinking.
| Loose Women
| Doin' shots afer sex
| Screw the Irish!
| Intellectual Reasons for Drinking Alcohol
| Tough Mice
| The Top 15 Rejected Cocktail Names
| Bar Translations
| Bar Fly
| Ouch!
| Reverend John Fuzz
| Quotable Beer Quotes
| Stages of drunkenness
| Need a Drink?
| Finding Jesus
| Bar Tender
| Rheumatoid Alcoholic
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