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Pool PartyAvi Marcus bar jokes4.50
Not My Drink!Vegitto bar jokes4.50
Duck walks into barJoanne Massoud bar jokes4.30
Your hairlineAndrew B. Mclean bar jokes4.25
Your mooma is fatstemo bar jokes4.00


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| The Secret of Happy Old Man
| Donkey in the bar
| Drunk
| Pool Party
| Maori
| Two guys walk into a bar
| Making a confession
| English man irish man & scottish man
| Are you my wife?
| You're a wanker
| 12-inch pianist
| Barmen
| I've shagged yur Mum
| Rottweiler at bar
| Cheap drinker
| Frog and rat in bar
| A polish man in bar
| Circus owner in bar
| After work drinks
| Round for the house
| Neutron in bar
| Depressed in bar
| Dentist picks up
| No natural light
| Black man, white...
| A man takes the ferry home from work
| The customs of an Irishman
| Some very common traits in two drunks
| Who can say this sentence?
| Miner visits bar
| Penguin
| Bar... Duckman
| A Rainbow of Devotio
| Beer Goggles
| Dickens and the Mart
| Dyslexic
| Give Me A Double
| I Nearly Pissed Myse
| Karate Chop
| Ready to Go Home Yet
| Signs That You'r
| Three Strings Walk I
| British Warning Stic
| You Know You're
| Blondes Love Puzzles
| Beer Brothers
| All You Can Drink
| The Golden Toilet
| Drunk Superhero
| I Nearly Pissed Myse
| Signs That You'r
| The Irishman's W
| Three Strings Walk I
| Kiss That Horse'
| Drunken Donut II: Th
| A Good Bud is Hard t
| 12 Shots
| Bartender
| No Way!
| The bar!
| The Pirate
| How to Get a Free Dr
| The Re-Appearing of
| The Moose
| Too Many
| The right watch
| Two Aliens
| sdfgdf
| Can I Smell Somethin
| Toilet Hygiene
| Mouse Tattoo
| Too Much Drink?
| Four Finger Grip
| All Lawyers are Assh
| Spent Paycheck
| Finding The Car
| Drunk Mrs. Fitzgeral
| A Drink Problem
| Chatting Up the Beau
| Give Me A ....
| Drunk Lady In Bar
| Wrong End Of The Bar
| Dribble Martini
| Rude Drunk
| Sotally Tober
| Do not drink
| The experiment
| Empty
| Fast turtle
| 2 please
| 3rd prise
| Cultured
| Buffet
| Seeing eye dogs
| The Lone Ranger
| A couple more
| Idle Conversation
| Tight pants
| Careful wishes
| Timbuck Two
| Dentist
| IRS
| Mrs O'Conner
| Piss over your bar
| Thinks he's me
| Shit hits the fan
| Gay family
| I bet I can bite both of my eyes
| The Beer Prayer
| My girlfriend is out in the car
| I only ordered a double
| Arriving home very drunk
| A golf club visits a local bar
| I'm trying to prove a point
| Sales
| 16 Things That Annoy
| New Gorilla in Bar
| Shouting the Bar
| Guess The Name
| Bridge Jumping
| Bar... Grasshopper
| A Rainbow of Devotion
| Beer Goggles
| Dickens and the Martini
| Dyslexic
| Give Me A Double
| I Nearly Pissed Myself
| Karate Chop
| Ready to Go Home Yet
| Signs That You'r Drunk
| Three Strings Walk Into the Bar
| British Warning Sticker
| You Know You're
| Ventriloquist and the Drunk Polack
| Just A Juggaloo
| The Golden Toilet
| A man and a woman were involved
| Dumb Crooks Roundup
| Alaskan Drunk Goes Fishing
| Beer Goggles
| Godawful Pickup Line
| What is this?
| confused drunk
| The Bar
| the diaper and the elephant
| The Moose
| Heartburn
| Pukeing drunk
| "hot girl in the Bar
| Beer Warnings...
| Getting Served at a Pub
| Ever Slept with an Ugly Woman
| A Gentlemen's Pleasure
| Depressed
| Speech Impediment
| Railroad Drunks
| Death in the Family
| Need Bread
| The Salvation Army
| Holey Ice Cubes
| Penguin
| Miner visits bar
| Black man, white...
| 12 inch prick
| Bear in Bar
| NY bartender
| Shy guy in bar
| A polish man in bar
| Circus owner in bar
| 3 inch man
| One for my friend
| Women with duck
| Cunning man
| Man with no arms
| 12-inch pianist
| Drinking Truth
| 3 pints please
| Guiness a real drink
| Ladies Toilet
| A businessman enters a tavern
| Give Me A Double
| Poor Couple
| A fellow came into a bar
| A man walks into a bar
| Singing in the bar
| Sitting at a bar...
| Three drunken men
| Pianist
| Drinking and gambling
| Six foot tall cockroach
| Horse tears
| Just a juggle
| Mighty mouse
| Out of t.p.
| Saint Patrick??™s day bar troubleshooting
| If you were my husband...
| Futurama
| Beer brothers
| Braggadocio
| Celtic mortality
| Drunk at your door
| Escape a dwi rap
| 12 shots
| A nun? Drinking!
| Alligators and women
| Man in pub
| One last night
| Flush
| Beer and a box
| The knot
| Guys take man home
| We're Lesbians
| Alligator in Bar
| Six Double Vodkas
| Wrong End Have The Bar
| Panda In A Bar
| Mistaken Identity
| Rude jerk
| Drunk Lady In Bar
| Kiss That Horse'
| Penguin
| Confused drunk
| NY bartender
| Dog vs. Fox
| Chinese bar
| New Gorilla in Bar
| Round for the house
| Man with no arms
| Man in bar
| Give Me A ....
| Beer Machismo
| How to Get a Free Dr
| Never drink and drive
| 12 Inches Required3 men walk into a bar.
| Blood Bar
| A man with his wheel chair
| Fat girl
| Who is strongest?
| Desk clerk at a hotel
| Two drunks Lamenting
| An anguish man in bar
| Extra-extra strong mint
| Seatbelt competition
| The Bailey Beverage
| Staten Island
| Buy the House a Round
| Don't Drink My Drink Pal
| How much stronger?
| Mistaken Identity
| Name
| Jar of Olives
| Get Your Coat
| Jelly Bean and Smartie
| Hit the Monkey
| Fly in the Beer
| Drunk Driver?
| Douche Bag
| Celebrating
| Beer Troubleshooting
| Amazing Frog
| Celebration
| Crawling Home
| Tough guy eh?
| Six times Six
| Fastest Thing In The World
| Betcha $500.00!
| A very shy guy goes
| her: hey can i check your tag
| Two donkeys walk into a bar...
| Two piggies walk into a bar...
| There was this little guy
| Drunk at the Fair
| Purple Death
| Drunk Words
| Loud And Rowdy
| The Cellar
| Best Friend
| Strong Drunk
| 20 Dollars
| 200 More Dollars
| Bar Room Translations
| Head?
| The Piano Player
| Three Irish Men
| The bar
| A man walks into a bar
| The Gay in the Bar
| 2 people walk into a bar...
| The grasshopper joke!
| In the bar.
| Bathroom reading material
| The Punk and the Old Fart
| The fully fledged alaskan
| The drunk.
| Singing Frog
| Measuring Monkey
| "Brrr!"
| Signs that you may be a drunk!
| Slammin 'em down!
| The Crying Horse
| Ostrich & Pussy Cat
| Bartender Help
| Koskhol
| Yo momma\'s so ugly
| Birds
| A fella walking into a bar...
| SICK JOKE
| A Bar
| Glass house
| How do pronounce \\
| The \\\'\\\'perffect\\\'\\\' toilet
| Smart Gambler(long but well worth.)
| Yo mama so mad
| Oofh
| Yo mamma
| Wife says: Did you know a bull can manage...
| ...
| Funky dsois
| \"You\'re Going to Die\"
| why did the chicken cross the road?...
| Big Guy and Little Guy
| Migits
| the other day i went to the bar and had 5...
| English iris ans scottish man
| yo mamma so fat
| Slippers
| Farhan shah
| Pie man
| Right Handle
| A drunk guy
| Sadamm body doubles
| Your momma
| Yo mama
| Blackman landing
| Why
| your mum stinks of rancid shit...
| Yo momma so fat
| do you know how dumb blondes are?...
| Thick
| Teddy Bears
| Your mums so fat.
| Bar
| Two Back Tires-...
| Not a joke
| Dumb ass
| JOKE...
| Seafood
| Ouch
| $50 bet
| what kind of fish has two knees......twokneefish...
| ?‰
| Bar joke
| Drinks
| Two friends
| Chilly
| Bar joke
| Italian women
| Stangy T
| Yo mama is so fat
| A man walked in to a bar....
| Woman asks husband for space
| Susie????s Joke
| A bear
| Monkeys holiday
| one day one man kirykkan...
| Fax through the ass
| Man walks into a bar
| Laughing.
| why do dog like other dog...
| Q. Who do you never play cards with?...
| High on pot
| Mamy
| You mommas so stupid
| Blonde joke!!!!!!!
| 20, 8 year olds
| Big butt
| Sucks
| your mamma is sowe fat see needs two tolets...
| joyuihjiyhunugyufhgvtut gytfr6yexyrfgstrghgf...
| yo mamas pussy is so fishy she went to sea...
| F.O.R.D.
| A little too drunk
| dude wheres my carrrr...
| Horses Dancing In A Bar
| You are so ......................
| Hair by Christopher Reeves
| Yo mamma tits are so saggy that when she walks in the kithchen she mops the floor
| The Circus
| Choire boys
| Butt
| Ugly people
| slip and fall...
| CLOSE YOUR EYES THATS HOW BLACK YO MOMMA IS
| Woman wearing nylons.
| your mammas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and...
| barracks door...
| Pocket
| Mom with one arm
| Dazzy Devil
| ???‘?‰ ?¦?‡???? ?????? ???•??????
| Joke tellers
| what do you call a deer wit no eyez?...i hav...
| My Friend
| Trout fishing
| Afraid not
| Knock knock whos there let me let who let me in its cold out here
| Pop
| Yo momma
| Black Priest
| What"s that
| Pregnant gay
| Yo mama so fat
| Redneck dictionary
| Phones
| Your mamma is so fat she had to play pool with the planits
| Adult
| Six times six
| Yo mama is like ahokey..........................
| If you where a booger , I would pick you ....
| A duck walks into the bar and ..........
| Book joke
| "the best"
| Sheep dog
| Funny bar joke
| H
| You so Skinny
| Yer ma
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| Summa
| Lamb
| TOOTHPICK
| Old
| Sea
| Essex Girls
| Elephants
| Man walking into a bar
| The bar man
| sex is like a game ,the more you like it the...
| A Lorry driver feeling tired after driving...
| Keonte joke
| JUMP ROPE
| The egg
| The difference between drivers ed and sex ed
| Yo mamma
| 2 Guys Walk Into A Bar
| Yo mama so ugly
| 1
| Akash a singh
| yore mum is so stupid she got locked in the...
| Funny as f**k
| Yo mama
| Yo mama
| Guy talking to a horse
| Question: What do you tell a bitch with two...
| The bar
| A weird riddle
| SEXUAL POSITIONS
| Reality pope quiz
| Adult joks
| W
| Wedding Gift
| Uh..oh ****
| hino!ha ha...
| Cannot read
| Your momma
| Your momma is so dumb she heard it was gonna...
| Whats three things a blonde cant get
| Yo momma
| Drunk hung over
| Bar joke
| Pavment slab
| ASIA IS A NAME OF PERSON
| http://www.jokesgalore.com/thejoke.php?id=...
| The hunter
| Riddle
| Drunk
| A baby has a monkey face
| A midget and a bar
| Marriage
| i got one for the confucious say man who goes...
| Q: there are a black guy and a spanish guy...
| Man In Bar
| Yo mama
| Kitty
| Male prostitute
| Me
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| Kung Fu Fighting
| More Beer/Drink quotes
| Drunk Driving Test
| Ballerina
| Hey Li'l Buddy
| Kids say the darndest things. . .
| Strong Man
| Drinking in the family
| Jackass in the bar
| 10 pints of Guinness in one sitting
| A priest, a rabbi, and Buddha
| Drinkers Alphabet
| My wife doesn't understand...
| Have you found Jesus?
| Viral Warfare in a Bar
| White Horse in a bar
| Throwing Up Drunk
| Made me stop drinking.
| Loose Women
| Doin' shots afer sex
| Screw the Irish!
| Intellectual Reasons for Drinking Alcohol
| Tough Mice
| The Top 15 Rejected Cocktail Names
| Bar Translations
| Bar Fly
| Ouch!
| Reverend John Fuzz
| Quotable Beer Quotes
| Stages of drunkenness
| Need a Drink?
| Finding Jesus
| Bar Tender
| Rheumatoid Alcoholic
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