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| Posted by KharmaQueen on 09-Aug-2005 | Bar pickupWhile nursing a drink at a bar, a young woman was distressed to see a drunken unkept man sit down next to her.
"Say, honey-baby ... I'd really like t'get into those pants o'yours."
"Thanks," she shot back, "but I've already got an asshole in there."
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| Posted by Marie-Eve Gagne on 09-Aug-2005 | Gay barThis man walks into a Gay Bar not knowing it's a gay bar and sits down at a table some gay guy walks up to him and says "Wanna play football"
The man says okay and thay go behind the bar the gay guy says "alright a burp is a touch down and a fart is a field goal.
So the man says I'm goin' for the feild goal and the gay guy gets a small grin on his face, the man bends over and is about to fart and the gay guy butt f***s him the man goes what the hell why you do that.
The gay guy says I was trying to block your field goal.
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| Posted by Chris S. Porter on 09-Aug-2005 | The Salvation ArmyA drunk went into a telephone booth and dialled at random..
"Salvation Army" came the answer.
"What do you do?"
asked the man.
"We save wicked men and women," came the reply.
"Well, save me a wicked woman for Saturday night."
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| Posted by ethan on 13-Aug-2005 | Bobbyis gay
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| Posted by Al Coholic on 13-Aug-2005 | Pakpak at pekpekano ang pagkakaiba ng pakpak sa pekpek..ang pakpak pagbumuka ang pakapak lilipad ang ibon..pekpek pag bumuka ang pekpek papasok ang ibon
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